Chris

Staring at the book that holds untold amounts of power, You begin to think that no one will ever be able to stop you... except for anyone else with a rulebook. So you hurry and write:

Old rule: I, Christopher John Lovings Jr, owns every single rule book of this nature.

Old rule: Its impossible for anyone other than me to know this book exists.

Old rule: there are no loopholes in anyrule i write.

To your suprise a stack of five rule books fade into existance on the table next to you

Feeling satisfied with the rules you have written you decide to make some adjustments to yourself