ignoremepleaseand

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ignoremepleaseand was last seen:: 6 days ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: September 6, 1969

Location:: Luton Airport. AKA Hell on Earth

Homepage:: https://thebomb.com

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Watch the MCU, play third-person action adventure collectathons, and touch grass

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Murder on the Orient Express

My favorite word for "penis" is: dick

My favorite word for "vagina" is: pussy

I write erotica because: idk im bored

In conclusion, I am: a world record speedrunner in a lego game

They meet Christine by ignoremepleaseand

Chapter 3 in Hardcore ENF MCU

Upon arriving home, Tony and Pepper host a press conference to talk about the attack. During it, he meets a reporter, Christine Everheart ({Anne\_Hathaway}), who is critical of Tony's weapons, however is quickly charmed by him, and they have sex that night. In the morning, Chris...

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Movie 1: Rescue [Iron Man] (IN REVISION) by ignoremepleaseand

Chapter 2 in Hardcore ENF MCU

This movie was released in 2008, and was the beginning of the HENFMCU (or HCU for short) The movie begins with Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) showing off his new precision laser, the "J.E.R.I.H.O.E." for military use in Afghanistan. The scene pans across a deserted landscape, th...

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ALTERNATE START by ignoremepleaseand

Chapter 2 in Project Blue Birds

It all started when worlds collided. The threads of the Multiverse were shredded apart violently, before crashing back together. Out of this cosmic anarchy came a shining new realm. One where characters from various universes could co-exist peacefully, with little war or crime....

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Celebrity Head to Head: Episode 1 Part 1 by ignoremepleaseand

Chapter 3 in Celebrities Game show

FETISH WARNING: Honestly more than I can consciesly list, just don't read if you don't like WaM, or toilet elements. A charming host walks on stage, dressed up in a lime green pinstripe suit. He has slicked back black hair, a blinding smile, and a microphone with the let...

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Introduction by ignoremepleaseand

Chapter 1 in Hardcore ENF MCU

The MCU is the most popular film franchise of all time. But what if instead of being a straight up action/comedy/adventure series, it was a hardcore ENF franchise? Introducing, the Hardcore ENF MCU, an alternate reality version of the original, told in a scene-by-scene recap for...

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01 Section D by ignoremepleaseand

Chapter 5 in ShittyNews

In our Fun and Games section, our first weekly game, (and cover story) is What Happens Next? Where we show you a photo or video and you have to guess what happens next out of our list of answers. For this one, [Ariana Grande was performing live at a concert when she had a nip sli...

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01 Section C by ignoremepleaseand

Chapter 4 in ShittyNews

Onto our next segment, top 10. Today we have for you our countdown of the top 10 best implements for spanking a slavegirl. There are a wide variety of commonly implemented tools, but here we break down 10 of what we here at ShittyNews think are the most effective (and funniest)....

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Intergalactic by ignoremepleaseand

Chapter 6 in Project Blue Birds

The thing was dragging Batgirl by her legs, causing her face and tits to bounce off of various surfaces as it quickly traversed a seemingly endless maze of walls, ceilings, and secret passages. She never got a glimpse of what it was, just that it had some sort of cold slimy, and...

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Drenched by ignoremepleaseand

Chapter 8 in Project Blue Birds

Jill swung her head around just in time to see a blob of green mucusy-vomit flying straight for her head. It splattered all over her face, making her even more grossed out than she already was. She had to figure out a way to beat these guys, or at least to get away. More goop cam...

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Busted by ignoremepleaseand

Chapter 7 in Project Blue Birds

Very few things on this plane of existence could rattle the living weapon known as Jill Valentine. However, the deadliest crimefighter in Gotham city being dragged away by a weird goopy black alien like she was a mere play thing got on her nerves. Every tiny clang, little pop of...

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