ignoremepleaseand
Narrative Architect
- ignoremepleaseand was last seen:
- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
- September 6, 1969
- Location:
- Luton Airport. AKA Hell on Earth
- Homepage:
- https://thebomb.com
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Watch the MCU, play third-person action adventure collectathons, and touch grass
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Murder on the Orient Express
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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dick
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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pussy
- I write erotica because
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idk im bored
- In conclusion, I am
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a world record speedrunner in a lego game
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A Tiny Harem Picker Cyoa by JenNS
You gain a harem of fictional waifus as a reward for being the biggest pervert into the entire mutliverse, each page has a liimited amount of waifus you can choose. Write a story following yourself as the protagonist and your harem in this world.
- 166 Likes
- 112,663 Views
- 10 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fantasy
- 1st Person, Both
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Gotta Catch Em' All by ignoremepleaseand
A bunch of your favorite girls from the Pokemon series are YOURS for the taking!
- 170 Likes
- 156,440 Views
- 8 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fan Fiction
- 2nd Person, Female
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ShittyNews by ignoremepleaseand
A magazine that covers all of the goings on in the world of celebrities.
- 82 Likes
- 22,445 Views
- 10 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fan Fiction
- 3rd Person, Female
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Kinktober 2023 by ignoremepleaseand
Since it appears that noone else has decided to make a public kinktober thread this year, I figured I might as well go ahead and do it. So here it is, enjoy.
- 19 Likes
- 7,696 Views
- 12 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fetish
- 1st Person, Female
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School of Sex by ignoremepleaseand
So I created this story because the creator of A World Laid Bare told me he didn't want any in his story, so I'm going to expand on my original branch here. The first 2 chapters were already published on AWLB, but I have since deleted them and pasted them here. Cover by erenisch on Hentai Foundry.
- 9 Likes
- 2,399 Views
- 3 Chapters Deep
- English
- Power Play
- 3rd Person, Female
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Sandbox Mission by ignoremepleaseand
You play as a god who tries to manipulate things about the world in order to complete certain "missions" to unlock juicy rewards.
- 10 Likes
- 2,799 Views
- 2 Chapters Deep
- English
- Power Play
- 1st Person, Female
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Hardcore ENF MCU by ignoremepleaseand
I know it's titled MCU but really this is for all Superhero movies. This is inspired by the ENF MCU branch of the story Only On ENF TV! But with hardcore elements less typical of most ENF stories added, (things like ). Whenever parts are inspired by other people's stories (but still re-written and changed drastically) I will make sure to credit them.
- 14 Likes
- 19,220 Views
- 5 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fan Fiction
- 3rd Person, Female
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The Stories Untold by ignoremepleaseand
Snapshots and scenes from various pop culture, except with one catch. Female characters being fucked, , humiliated, stripped, bullied, embarassed, spanked, groped, or more.
- 18 Likes
- 4,833 Views
- 3 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fan Fiction
- 3rd Person, Female
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Monster Attacks! by ignoremepleaseand
A collection of short stories that involve sexy ladies being put in perilous situations with Orcs, Tentacles, Aliens, or anything else of the sort. All of these are based off of pictures as well.
- 32 Likes
- 12,896 Views
- 5 Chapters Deep
- English
- Power Play
- 3rd Person, Female
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Timestop Supervillain by ignoremepleaseand
The story follows a normal-ish dude who becomes a supervillain after gaining the ability to stop time. He, of course, is not just a normal supervillain, but also a very horny one.
- 81 Likes
- 22,257 Views
- 11 Chapters Deep
- English
- Power Play
- 3rd Person, Female
