ShittyNews

Welcome to ShittyNews magazine, the hottest new magazine in town. We cover a variety of sexy and gross topics all for your personal enjoyment! In our issues we have 12 types of the juiciest stories from across the multiverse. Those are:
GROSS OUT: From Mucus to Vomit to Fish Guts, these cover more stories from the WAM fanbase, while also providing a perverse sense of enjoyment

S.B.R.: Standing for slavery, bondage, and , SBR covers stories with a bit of a darker tone than the rest of the magazine

VILLAIN'S LAYER: One of our elite reporters goes to the home base of an antagonist from books, movies, television, games, or anything else, and shows the truth of what REALLY goes on there

INTERVIEWS: One of our reporters joins a celebrity of some sort to talk about their career, stories, scandals, and upcoming projects! However, the interview rooms are like no other!

TOP 10: A column where we rank our official top 10 of something, as well as share the details as to what makes us put what where.

FUN & GAMES: All sorts of competitions, quizzes, and puzzles for our loyal readers to participate in, such as "What Happens Next" or "Which to Swipe"

THE SHIT-DOWN: Recapping all of the toilet-based news in one big shitty masterpiece that gives the magazine its name

SPORTS: Going over the news in the world of athletics, but not the normal kind of sports. All sorts of outrageous (and sexy) games for hot girls to play filled with sweat and embarrassment

GAMING HIGHLIGHTS: Taking stories from the world of gaming, talking about upcoming projects and classic moments alike

SUPER SHOWCASE: Shows whats going on in the world of superheroes, from comics to movies to action figures, we have you covered

FILM NEWS: New movies release every day, and it can be hard to keep track of them, which is why we bring you news about the best parts so you can chose what to see and what to skip

MONSTER MAYHEM: Monsters attack celebrities and public events all of the time, and we have stories galore covering them.

WARNING: This story may contain fantasies, toilet play, and references to real world people. Read at your own discression.