About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- November 30, 1981
- Location
- United States of America
Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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write non-erotica.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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read non-erotica.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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owl.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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jupiter.
- I write erotica because
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I'm a pervert.
- In conclusion, I am
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a near-sighted perverted owl from Jupiter.
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