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Chapter 5
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01 Section D
In our Fun and Games section, our first weekly game, (and cover story) is What Happens Next? Where we show you a photo or video and you have to guess what happens next out of our list of answers. For this one, Ariana Grande was performing live at a concert when she had a nip slip. Now we ask you, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
A. She gets coated in a wave of semen from horny crowd members
B. The police arrest her for public indecency and lock her up sans clothes
C. Her female security guards try to cover her up, but all also happen to have forgotten to wear clothes today
D. She is kidnapped in the frenzy and ends up in somebody's home
E. She is gangraped on live TV by the crowd
Our next section is our weekly poll: "Which One Wins!" We are very happy to announce our first official contest is between Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter. Of course, there are hundreds of ways to judge such a contentious matchup, so we'll provide you with a few suggestions, and you at home can decide the rest:
-Naked Lesbian Mud Wrestling
-Simultaneous Karaoke and Blowjobs
-Magically Having Their Tits Expand To The Size Of Limousines On A Very Busy Red Carpet
Let us know your answers!
Our last section is our story recommendation section. This issue's recommendation is "The Chronicles of the Panty Raider" by GrandeWeasel, dr_wankenstein, and bobrt. In our humble (yet prestigious) opinion, Chronicles of the Panty Raider is the best clean, ENF story on this whole site. There are literally hundreds of different routes, each of which feels completely unique. There are 7 or 8 side quests that would be enough content to make a whole story out of on their own. They make the entire world of the school and beyond feel extremely fleshed out with character arcs spanning across multiple different branches. GrandeWeasel seemingly has an endless amount of creativity and an endless ability to write girls getting their panties removed in humiliating ways. dr_wankenstein is an ENF genius and has created some of the coolest and most unique ENF stories on this platform, such as the "Act of God" celebrity story line several viewers may recognize. Overall, 10/10 story, we would HIGHLY recommend.
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What Happens Next: D (with picture linked)
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