Schlock the Monkey
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Of course not. by Schlock the Monkey
Chapter 30 in Buffy: Alternate Season Seven
"That's the dumbest story I've ever heard. Reshaping the entire world's memory like that? If you were that turbo-charged there's no way I'd have taken you down this easy." Faith paused, her brow creasing in suspicion. "But YOU are acting way weird, Red. You ain't this in tune wit...
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A bronze and porphyry casket by Schlock the Monkey
Chapter 5 in The Idol of Lesbos
Anna generally tried to maintain a stoic demeanor -- it was hard enough to earn respect as a woman in classical archaeology even if you didn't have a reputation for giggling -- but she wanted to cackle, dance, and turn cartwheels as her flashlight played over a bronze chest inlai...
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Sapphic Symbiotic Space Slugs by Schlock the Monkey
Chapter 10 in The Idol of Lesbos
Brittany popped a bag of popcorn into the microwave as the film loaded up and the opening credits ran. She sat down just in time to see a cheap special effect of a meteor streaking through the night sky as synthesizer music meant to sound spooky played in the background. "Hu...
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Willow and Tara come clean by Schlock the Monkey
Chapter 29 in Buffy: Alternate Season Seven
"It's actually kind of funny if you think about it--" Willow began. "We were cleaning out Willow's stuff because she's moving back to campus. Well, she was, now we're both here obviously--" Tara continued. "And we sorta had sex--" Willow added. "Wait," Faith interrupted, givin...
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Who cares about plot? Do the detour. by Schlock the Monkey
Chapter 9 in The Idol of Lesbos
Brittany flipped through her streaming service looking for something that could hold her interest and found a channel dedicated to low-budget soft-core. This should be good for a laugh, she thought. She scrolled through the laughably salacious movie titles... "Camilla in the Cul-...
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ROTAROTAT MVLIERESVINCENT by Schlock the Monkey
Chapter 4 in The Idol of Lesbos
"The wheel turns. Women shall triumph," Anna translated automatically, surprised to see a Latin inscription instead of Greek or one of the old Anatolian languages here. And the use of "mulieres" instead of "feminae" was the classical equivalent of saying "dames" instead of "ladie...
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Anna Jones, a swashbuckling, Nazi-punching archaeologist in the 1930s by Schlock the Monkey
Chapter 3 in The Idol of Lesbos
(slight reset on this one) Halys River region, Turkish Republic, 1937 _Doctor Jones_, Anna thought to herself as she looked at the Greek script carved into the cave entrance. It was hard for a woman to be taken seriously in a male-dominated field like classical archaeology, but...
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An exercise in frustration by Schlock the Monkey
Chapter 4 in The Idol of Lesbos
The next morning Brit woke up feeling horny again. Another round of self-pleasure took care of that, and this time she didn't make more than a token effort to imagine hot guys before switching to women in her fantasies. Fantasizing about her friends still seemed over the line, bu...
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She tries to distract herself. It doesn't work. by Schlock the Monkey
Chapter 8 in The Idol of Lesbos
Brittany made a half-hearted effort to clean the apartment, then fixed herself lunch. When she took a bite of her fruit salad and discovered she'd sprinkled it with paprika instead of cinnamon, she finally had to admit to herself that she was in no condition to carry out even the...
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Jenna leaves the Idol with Mrs. Toricelli by Schlock the Monkey
Chapter 25 in The Idol of Lesbos
Jenna liked initiative in her followers, and encouraged Mrs. Toricelli to add more faculty to the Movement. She looked forward to ambushing Grace after school but could collect the idol before she left for home. The idea of being separated from the Idol for hours made her uncomfo...
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