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Chapter 30 in Buffy: Alternate Season Seven
"That's the dumbest story I've ever heard. Reshaping the entire world's memory like that? If you were that turbo-charged there's no way I'd have taken you down this easy." Faith paused, her brow creasing in suspicion. "But YOU are acting way weird, Red. You ain't this in tune wit...
8 months ago 139 Words 0 Likes 97 Views -
A bronze and porphyry casket
Chapter 5 in The Idol of Lesbos
Anna generally tried to maintain a stoic demeanor -- it was hard enough to earn respect as a woman in classical archaeology even if you didn't have a reputation for giggling -- but she wanted to cackle, dance, and turn cartwheels as her flashlight played over a bronze chest inlai...
9 months ago 455 Words 6 Likes 236 Views -
Sapphic Symbiotic Space Slugs
Chapter 10 in The Idol of Lesbos
Brittany popped a bag of popcorn into the microwave as the film loaded up and the opening credits ran. She sat down just in time to see a cheap special effect of a meteor streaking through the night sky as synthesizer music meant to sound spooky played in the background. "Hu...
9 months ago 169 Words 6 Likes 258 Views -
Willow and Tara come clean
Chapter 29 in Buffy: Alternate Season Seven
"It's actually kind of funny if you think about it--" Willow began. "We were cleaning out Willow's stuff because she's moving back to campus. Well, she was, now we're both here obviously--" Tara continued. "And we sorta had sex--" Willow added. "Wait," Faith interrupted, givin...
9 months ago 337 Words 1 Likes 131 Views -
Who cares about plot? Do the detour.
Chapter 9 in The Idol of Lesbos
Brittany flipped through her streaming service looking for something that could hold her interest and found a channel dedicated to low-budget soft-core. This should be good for a laugh, she thought. She scrolled through the laughably salacious movie titles... "Camilla in the Cul-...
9 months ago 197 Words 6 Likes 295 Views -
ROTAROTAT MVLIERESVINCENT
Chapter 4 in The Idol of Lesbos
"The wheel turns. Women shall triumph," Anna translated automatically, surprised to see a Latin inscription instead of Greek or one of the old Anatolian languages here. And the use of "mulieres" instead of "feminae" was the classical equivalent of saying "dames" instead of "ladie...
9 months ago 189 Words 6 Likes 315 Views -
Anna Jones, a swashbuckling, Nazi-punching archaeologist in the 1930s
Chapter 3 in The Idol of Lesbos
(slight reset on this one) Halys River region, Turkish Republic, 1937 _Doctor Jones_, Anna thought to herself as she looked at the Greek script carved into the cave entrance. It was hard for a woman to be taken seriously in a male-dominated field like classical archaeology, but...
9 months ago 422 Words 6 Likes 393 Views -
An exercise in frustration
Chapter 4 in The Idol of Lesbos
The next morning Brit woke up feeling horny again. Another round of self-pleasure took care of that, and this time she didn't make more than a token effort to imagine hot guys before switching to women in her fantasies. Fantasizing about her friends still seemed over the line, bu...
9 months ago 253 Words 15 Likes 7,163 Views -
She tries to distract herself. It doesn't work.
Chapter 8 in The Idol of Lesbos
Brittany made a half-hearted effort to clean the apartment, then fixed herself lunch. When she took a bite of her fruit salad and discovered she'd sprinkled it with paprika instead of cinnamon, she finally had to admit to herself that she was in no condition to carry out even the...
9 months ago 190 Words 5 Likes 330 Views -
Jenna leaves the Idol with Mrs. Toricelli
Chapter 25 in The Idol of Lesbos
Jenna liked initiative in her followers, and encouraged Mrs. Toricelli to add more faculty to the Movement. She looked forward to ambushing Grace after school but could collect the idol before she left for home. The idea of being separated from the Idol for hours made her uncomfo...
9 months ago 121 Words 6 Likes 404 Views -
Planning is the key to a job well done.
Chapter 24 in The Idol of Lesbos
Mrs. Torricelli leaned forward forcefully and crossed her hands in what she thought of as her "cast iron bitch" pose. Her Mistress had posed a problem, namely taking over the school, and Mrs. T. was a problem solver. "We'll want to focus on faculty first, she said. "Have the leve...
10 months ago 263 Words 10 Likes 413 Views -
Barbara isn't totally gone... but she's on the way.
Chapter 28 in The Idol of Lesbos
Wendy rushed into the office and closed the door behind her. "Barbara, I need your help. Something really creepy is going on out on the floor--"| "Have you seen these new pornos?" Barbara interrupted. "They're amazing. They always kind of bored me before, but I guess I just...
10 months ago 174 Words 7 Likes 306 Views -
Barbara wants Wendy to share her new interests
Chapter 28 in The Idol of Lesbos
Wendy rushed into the office and closed the door behind her. "Barbara," she began, "something weird's going on out on the floor, I could really use some management--" "And I'm happy to manage you," Barbara replied, her eyes glued to her computer monitor. "But I need you help me...
10 months ago 144 Words 10 Likes 374 Views -
Wendy senses she's being played and goes for help.
Chapter 27 in The Idol of Lesbos
Wendy reached for the idol to see the gadget, then stopped -- this woman seemed a little _too_ anxious. And there were three of them and only one of her, even if the college girl and the businesswoman were pretty wrapped up in each other right now. Better talk to Deborah -- she r...
10 months ago 240 Words 8 Likes 467 Views -
Yes
Chapter 7 in The Idol of Lesbos
Brittany decided Meghan had a point -- she had a good head on her shoulders (_gives good head_, a voice in hear mind whispered). Better head home and find some relief. She got back to her apartment and turned on the TV, looking to lose herself in a mindless movie. But when she tr...
10 months ago 177 Words 3 Likes 372 Views -
"That's why you should make me like you."
Chapter 17 in The Lilith Strain
"That's why you should make me like you," Sonia replied. The succubus sneered at her. "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. But keep begging, as long as it's amusing you'll delay the punishment you deserve." "I don't deserve the power, but I'm hot and I'm willing...
1 year ago 85 Words 7 Likes 636 Views -
She's starting to crack
Chapter 26 in The Idol of Lesbos
"I... I don't know..." the customer stammered, looking confused and a little scared. "See, she's thinking about it" Amy said triumphantly. "Come on, hotness, just one kiss. If you don't like it I'll turn around and never bother you again." "I can't just kiss a total stranger" t...
2 years ago 257 Words 12 Likes 1,019 Views -
Victoria "defends" the customer
Chapter 24 in The Idol of Lesbos
Wendy stepped between Amy and the customer. "What's going on here?" she asked. The thirtyish woman waved a dildo in front of herself defensively. "This girl said the strap-on version is better--" "It is!" Amy interrupted. "-- and offered to prove it with me. I'm just here to b...
2 years ago 194 Words 6 Likes 874 Views -
They share her.
Chapter 14 in The Idol of Lesbos
Zoe flicked her tongue across Amy's earlobe and whispered "say please." "Please," Amy moaned, "please lick my pussy." Victoria leaned forward and blew lightly on Amy's drooling quim. "For God's sake, stop teasing!" Amy begged. "I want to see your tits," Victoria told her. "I...
2 years ago 263 Words 18 Likes 6,441 Views -
Yes
Chapter 25 in The Idol of Lesbos
"Thanks," Victoria said as she handed off the Idol before turning and waving an indignant finger in Amy's face. "What gives you the right to bother this lady?" "I'm hot," Amy replied, "and it's for her own good, which she'd realize if she took that stick out of her ass long enou...
2 years ago 336 Words 9 Likes 777 Views
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