Victoria "defends" the customer

Wendy stepped between Amy and the customer. "What's going on here?" she asked.

The thirtyish woman waved a dildo in front of herself defensively. "This girl said the strap-on version is better--"

"It is!" Amy interrupted.

"-- and offered to prove it with me. I'm just here to buy a gag gift for a friend's bachelorette party--"

"So get the strap-on and give her a present she'll REALLY love!" Amy interrupted again. "Like I said, I can teach you how to use it. You'll be a huge hit with ALL your friends after that."

"Miss," said Wendy firmly. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You can't harass the other customers like that."

"That's right!" Victoria said, also stepping between Amy and her target and scowling at her lover. "What gives you the right? What makes you so special?" she added as she waved the idol in Amy's face. The customer nodded emphatically, making her jet-black pageboy haircut wave.

Victoria paused and seemed to deflate a bit and turned to the customer. "I look ridiculous waving this thing in her face. Hold this while I really give her a piece of my mind!"