Barbara isn't totally gone... but she's on the way.

Wendy rushed into the office and closed the door behind her. "Barbara, I need your help. Something really creepy is going on out on the floor--"|

"Have you seen these new pornos?" Barbara interrupted. "They're amazing. They always kind of bored me before, but I guess I just needed to find something with plot instead of just nonstop fucking.

"Barb, if you don't do your job they're going to be MAKING porn in the shop!"

That got Barbara's attention. "WHAT?"

"Somebody's shooting a lesbian prank show out there. So far it's just making out and feeling each other up, but I don't know how far they'll go if you don't stop them. Deb's in on it, the gag seems to be "turning straight girls gay, and..."

"Turning straight girls gay?" Barbara went pale as she thought of all the lesbian mind control fetish videos that suddenly seemed so obsessively appealing. "Oh god, it's real..."

Wendy finally noticed that all the videos on Barbara's desk featured lesbian action. "Wait, are you in on it too?"