Tag: humor
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The Succubus Contract by TheBadger
3 years agoOn the eve of his freshman banquet our glorious hero finds himself in the unwanted gaze of a Succubus. Possibly hexed he finds himself tangled up in her naughty plots. Sexy hijinxs occur and she offers him the deal of a lifetime. But will he sign the Succubus's Contract or just fuck bitches.
- 1,463 Likes
- 247,299 Views
- 64 Chapters Deep
- English
- Romance
- 2nd Person, Male
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Kaiba's Prostitute by K5Rakitan
3 years agoWhen CEO Seto Kaiba propositions Joan, she expects a one-night stand, but he and his brother keep coming back for more. Now the Kaiba brothers want an heir from her and will pay any price to get it. How do Joan’s husband and boyfriend feel about her new profession? More importantly, how do they handle public scrutiny? Cover credit: AliceKuroCross on DeviantArt
- 549 Likes
- 170,884 Views
- 209 Chapters Deep
- English
- Romance
- 3rd Person, Both
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Crawford, Crawford, Millennium Eye, Millennium, item, Millennium item, business, businessmen, altar, insult, ego, social media, hentai, hentaistic, license, licensing, buckle, buckles, feminist, arm candy, arm, pass, requests, stud, studded, soft, snide, executive, executives, companion, Tamara, invitation, banter, bicker, offspring, ovaries, womb, cohabitation, move, socks, prize, premarital, affair, extramarital, wish, lust, secret, polygamy, wine, champagne, laughter, toilet paper, crack whore, gigolo, eat out, eaten out, cheating, cheater, fire, sucky, five dolla, italian, desk, office party, sitting, diverse, diversity, vibrant, honeymoon, choir, buzzed, catholic, backstory, Kali, poetry, poem, penalty, bath, aura, beads, peridot, destiny, asshole, ripped, torn, cloth, vultures, footage, sweaty, leather pants, tackle, titties, rip, cheek, bold, gun, gunshot, weapon, conealed, concealed weapon, pant, panting, attention, tattered, suits, men, Odyssey of the Mind, Destination Imagination, jewelry, glitter, hat, joke, reporters, camera, photo, purse, mob, trench coat, wayward, social, educated, watch, voyeur, watching, fucking, enthusiasm, trees, forest, search, laptop, privacy, finaces, finacial, internet, neck, placate, shoulder, bathrobe, damp hair, damp, private, privates, favor, hands, table, consolation, salary, mother of pearl, pearl, editor, press, book, writing, quality, clientele, management, time management, scheduling, questioning, mental health, ptsd, weed, medication, marijuana, cannabis, reefer, relaxing, clean, telepathy, hera -
Captain's Choices by CaptainX
3 years agoTake the role of captain and embark on an adventure as you make pivotal choices for yourself and decide how the story unfolds
- 39 Likes
- 11,952 Views
- 6 Chapters Deep
- English
- Cheating Spouses
- 2nd Person, Male
More Cuckqueen, Brother sister, Assplay, Gloryhole, Deepthroat, Blowjob, Cheating, Dating, Mystery, Bisexual, Cuckold, MMF, Bi curious, Jerking off, Orgasm denial, Femdom, Dominatrix, Taboo, Handjob, Satire, Humor, Multiple ending, Voyuer, Cum, Cum shot, Squirting, Threesome, Facial, Toilet sex, Mysterious, Erotic, Foreplay, Adultery, Relationships, Cheating spouses, Straight, Vanilla, Sex toys, Toy play, Phone sex, Teasing, POV, JOI, masturbation, Realistic, Casual, Virtual sex, cum play, Swinging, sharing, detailed, Domination, Couples, sissification, BDSM, Masochistic, Adventures, Hotwife, Dating game, exhibisionist, submissive, bi, Orgy, Public sex, mistress -
The Girly Burger by JonnyRaymond
3 years agoYou’re a new worker at the lamest fast food joint in town. However, something changes (or you change it!), and now customers are flocking like crazy! They all seem to be not your usual stoners and cheapos, however. Strange... (And yes, this was inspired by that one Mr. Meaty episode, I watched it when I was young and it engrained into my head. My current fetishes have no relation, thank you very much!)
- 65 Likes
- 11,505 Views
- 4 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 2nd Person, Both
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H1W1 - 2121 by Nosmel
3 years ago100 years after the original H1W1, humanity has adapted to the mandatory cum swallowing plague in bizarre and unexpected ways. Can mankind survive using clones of women from the past?
- 250 Likes
- 61,115 Views
- 14 Chapters Deep
- English
- Science Fiction
- 3rd Person, Both
More FaceFuck, SpitRoast, Unnecessarily Wordy, Free use, Freeuse, Cum Swallowing, Humor, Skull Fucking, Anal, Celebrity, Celebrities, Corporations, Corporations Skull Fucking Celebrities, Dark, Dystopian Nightmare, Insane Plot, Complex Worldbuilding, Hamfisted Cultural Commentary, Too Many Puns, That Was a Bit Much, What the Fuck am I Reading?, Fourth Wall Breaking Tags, Sexual Intercourse in the Missionary Position, Women Being Treated Like Cattle -
Easy Amy 2 by abominable0man
3 years agoAmy and her friends recall a lewd and raunchy field trip that goes off the rails. Joined by students from Ridgemount High's special ed class, the trip to the mysterious Willy White's World of Wonder is one they certainly won't forget. (You can vote for 0man threads on my patreon - https://www.patreon.com/0manproductions but I'm leaving this open for people to join in as they'd like.
- 381 Likes
- 53,217 Views
- 18 Chapters Deep
- English
- Amateur
- 3rd Person, Both
More goth girl, lavender hair, train head, semi public, Afro-latina, teen, slut, dirty talk, sex offer, red head, g-string, field trip, easy amy, blowjobs, excessive cum, humiliation, deepthroat, boss fucking secretary, office sex, school sex, thong, busty brunette, blowjob, bent over desk, oral sex, teasing, big tits, goth, trains, die roll, worlds of wonder, humor, girls masturbating, fat principal, handjob, cum, cum on tits, dubcon, enf, wardrobe malfunction -
The end of a Dynasty? by Asuna
3 years ago(GAME) Clichee befalls upon clichee, and now you will have to try and continue your very noble Royal ancestors' male dynasty in a place that used to be (and probably still is) too harsh on its women. How you will manage is entirely up to you!
- 55 Likes
- 37,599 Views
- 11 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fantasy
- 1st Person, Female
More F/F, Bisexual, Virgin, Dynast, Teen, Romance, Pregnancy, Peen in vagay, Heir-making, Consensual, Fantasy, ENF, Pet-play, voyeurism, humiliation, Humor, Satire -
The Clothing Issue by Justafeeling
3 years agoIvy is a shy woman in her 30s who has self-esteem problems with her tiny body and private parts without "big" attractions. But, after consulting with a psychologist, she comes to understand that she needs to strip herself to the world, and the world will make her finally value your own qualities!
- 298 Likes
- 56,873 Views
- 9 Chapters Deep
- English
- Exhibitionist & Voyeur
- 1st Person, Female
More prank girl, erotic prank, funny, fun, dare, dared, tapes, cut, cutting, scissor, stripping, food, food fetish, kitchen, strip, stripped, bike ride, cycling, ride, toiletries, without clothes, undressed, fetish, public, clit, swell, rub, masturbation, shame, fashion accessories, fashion, accessories, webcam, voyeurism, voyeur, music, topless, hard nipples, pink nipples, horny, hot, shave, shaving, masturbating, wet, see through, home alone, ballet leotard, leotard, ballet, ballerina, tight clothes, tight dress, towel, bath, braless, pantieless, swimsuit, bikini, sarong, tiny bikini, small bikini, pubic hair, exposed, exposing, humiliation, humiliated, small buttocks, small butt, titties, naked, squeezing, pussy, hairy, embarrassed, comedian, backstage, stage, audience, joke, exhibitionism, exhibitionist, tiny tits, small boobs, bush, undress, revealing clothes, shy, ENF, uncovered, unshaved, brunette, CMNF, CFNF, humor, lingerie, teasing, neighbor, neighborhood, window, public exposure, slaped, buttocks, naked buttocks, striptease, free the nipple, outdoor -
The Crowd by SillySexter
4 years agoWe go through a detailed sexy blowjobby and vagina humpy sex activities.
- 0 Likes
- 1,351 Views
- 2 Chapters Deep
- English
- Exhibitionist & Voyeur
- 2nd Person, Both
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New in Dinosaurland with Superpowers by Pooka
4 years agoThe last thing you remember is a jumble of images from your abduction.....a brilliant light....a hard table....being immobile....your eyes getting plucked out. Now you are in a strange land surrounded by huge creatures wanting to add you to their' diet. , other abductees, and mystery are out there waiting for you if you can survive!
- 76 Likes
- 34,105 Views
- 6 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fan Fiction
- 3rd Person, Both
More ink, black, shiny, dark, depression, cutting, fetish, notebook, book, emo, goth, Sex, Zarya, growth, superpower, biting, nipple, superbabe, Fantasy, Fan Fiction, Dinosaur Land, Survival, Superpowers, Alien Abduction, RPG, litRPG, Dinosaur, Light, Evil, Good, Mind Control, Magic, Laser, Transform, Werewolf, Vampire, Athlete, Flying, Invisible, Sci fi, Character Creation, Stats, UI, Quest, Space Travel, Power, Manipulation, Skills, Root chapter, Root story, mass effect, succubus, mike, krogan, borg, Rick and Morty, Overwatch, Glory, Diva, Roadhog, create, little person, bad russian accent, sex set up, Umbrella Academy, Séance, Hargreeves, Klaus, Ghost, Humor, Funny, British, comedy, sketch, Tamer, origin, survive, Cassie, Incognito, alien, Frogman, desire, lust, mesh, fight, dominate, SnM, Maid, anime, video game, warrior, master, furry, boobs, futanari, tentacles, drawing, blood, Mother, Mom, hotpants, fishnet, dominatrix, whip, sub, dom, control, Hacker, Trinity, horny, super, character origin, eyeq, new chapter, Yandere, Yandere Simulator, Horror, Knife, Ayano, Draw, Stalker, Crush, Scifi, Hacking, moaning, GaiaNet, distraction, pinned, blade, bite, struggle, panty, striped, hentai, skirt, face, facesitting, sitting, Senpai, finger, nails, fingernails, cut