Hyrule Harem

Link gazed over the recently cleared battlefield from atop his steed Epona. From the moment the first group of monsters had attempted to storm the castle, the land had known no peace. Everyday, a fighting of thousands of evil creatures rose up to wreak havoc in the name of the King of Evil and were felled, only for a new horde to gather in a different province the very next day. Even vested with the legacy and power of the Hero of Legend, the fighting was overwhelming him.

At least he had allies. As the war dragged on, dozens of fellow champions had gathered to his side and rallied with him. They came from all corners of the map, and many had even traveled here through the portals in time the villains had opened to increase their numbers.

The best thing about his comrades in his mind was the high ratio of women among them. All of them beautiful, strong, and utterly enamored with him.

Link gave a chagrined huff as he became aware of the growing tightness in his trousers. It was hardly his fault that so many maidens from across the lands and times were so enticing and so free with their adoration of him! And anyway, he was the Hero of Legend. He deserved some praise and companionship.

In fact, he decided right then and there that he should help himself to the love being so invitingly proffered him. The dutiful Princess Zelda, the spirited witch Lana, the needy Zora Princess Ruto, and so many more besides.

He desired them all, and they all desired him. This war had started in part due to a sorceress' wish to claim him. Well, there was plenty of him to go around!

Now the question was; who would he claim first?