Where are you from, again?

"Excuse me, Ma'am?"

Carol turned around to see the first person to call out to her on this strange day. When she woke up from her slumber from the night before, she got ready for the day ahead and left her apartment. Much to her shock, she saw that everyone was wearing clothes but her... Including the cute, twenty-five year old woman standing in front of her right now.

"Oh, hello there." Carol greeted with a smile and a wave.

"Uh... Hi?" The woman replied back, shaking her head. "Um... Are you aware that you're butt ass nude?"

"Of course I'm naked." Carol said nonchalantly, "But what I want to know, Ms. ..."

"Cynthia."

"Well, Cindy," Carol continued, "what I'd like to know is why everyone here is dressed? I mean, wearing clothes pass the age of eighteen is against the law. Is the entire city trying to get arrested?!"

"... What?" Cindy asked, staring at Carol as if the woman had just grown a second head and insulted her in an unknown language.

"Were you paying attention in your history classes?" Carol asked with a chuckle of disbelief. "In 2132, President Amelia von Stormstrum from New Ireland signed into law The Nudity Act; where it was declared illegal for people eighteen and older to wear clothes to show that we're all the same deep down."

"'President Am-'? 'The Nudit-'? 'New Irela-'? '213-'? What?!" Cindy asked, "What kind of **** are you on, you lunatic?!"

"I'm the lunatic?" Carol chuckled. She then reached behind her and pulled out her Id. "Just take a look. It says I'm twenty-five and was born in 2323 in the state of South New York; the Fifty-fourth state. And it states that it will expire in 2590; ten years from now. Now, unless that law has been revoked, I think that I'm the only sane person here."

"Where were you - You know what? I don't wanna know." Cindy said in disgust, shaking her head. "Listen lady, I don't know where you got that fake liscene. Nor do I care, but this isn't 2132, or 2323, or... Whatever. It's 2023."

"... Excuse me?" Carol asked, raising an eyebrow in disbelief.

"See for yourself." Cindy said as she pulled out her phone and turned it on, showing Carol her screen; which indeed read that the year was "2023".