Tests a change

Leaning forward in his chair, the proposition peaked Timothy's curiosity. Clearly, probably a practical joke his nerd friend setup, he figured "Oh, right...change the world...sureeeee," said Thomas out loud to nobody in particular. I got one good chance.

0000: Thomas Shane is universally considered the most attractive, handsome and sex-worthy guy by all women in the world due to his extremely large dick and Gary is considered the opposite due to his very small dick!

Thomas couldn't help but laugh about that idea. He knew it was just about average but he figured making his friend puny in his little "game" or "simulator" would be funny as hell. Maybe, he'd make him smell bad later too. Pressing the Enter key to confirm his change, all he got back was a message saying:

"Error: Application does not support changes to specific individuals. Changes must be universal in nature to large groups or society as a whole."

"Okay, that's a pretty elaborate programming," replied Thomas, "or this old piece of crap pc is somehow internet connected and Gary typed that out real type in seconds..." either way Thomas thought, "I won't be outsmarted..." as he formulated in his head a way to reword the command in his head. Quickly, double checking his friend's birthdate on Facebook, Thomas figured he had it solved.

0000: Men born closest to November 14th are universally considered the most attractive, handsome and sex-worthy men by all women in the world, due to the fact closer the proximity of their birth date to November 14th, the larger the man's dick will grow to during puberty. Although, women are especially attracted to those born within 10 minutes of 2:13am PST on November 14th, will be twice as large as the average November 14th male and seem tremendously huge compared to men born on other days. Attraction towards men from woman is based entirely upon dick size. The closer a man is to being born on April 2nd, the smaller his dick will be and universally he'll be considered less attractive. Those men born on April 2nd especially so.

"Command accepted," noted the archaic looking prompt before the world updated itself.