Shoot from the hip

"Not a lot of time. But five minutes is enough." Xander checked his list. It was certainly a one for him moment. And he didn't need a lot to make himself happy. After all he already made himself a rich super strong computer genius with a big dick and the ability to talk anyone into anything and a reputation as the world's greatest lover. What more could he possibly need? Not being stressed out by his friends and family.

So the biggest problem he was facing was his relationships with his gang.

His parents was a whole other problem. Although... given the way they'd been acting since winning several hundred million dollars in the lottery... it's not like he'd seen a lot of them. They'd been out and about doing things the newly rich did. They'd bought one of the mansions here in Sunnydale, bought new sports cars, bought new clothes, new everything that could be bought. Currently they were in the Florida trying to relive Miami Vice or something just as stupid.

So how could he fix his relationship with the gang... in five minutes.

Fuck that.

Fixing what was wrong with him and "scooby's" was going to take awhile. He couldn't just shoot from the hip and hope to hit a bullseye and solve all his problems while winging it. It couldn't be as simple as writing don't blame Xander for everything that went wrong this past year. Yeah, it would work, but it would lack finesse and probably cause more problems then it would solve. It certainly would do nothing about the fact that Buffy and Willow seemed to be actively trying to **** him out of the trio that they were. Apparently he missed the meeting where it was decided that they were the ones in charge of everything now.

Four minutes left.

Okay, simple, simple, simple, just fix something simple.

Faith? Christ, that was a shit show. He definitely didn't have time to handle how they interacted with each other let alone her betraying the group and going evil.

Cordelia? Nope. Not simple. He and Cordy were anything but simple. Couldn't fix that in four minutes thirty seconds. Jesus, she'd nearly destroyed the world with a wish from that vengeance demon girl...

Winner, winner. Vengeance demon girl, your our next contestant. So the demoness in charge of pissed of women getting their vengeance on is now human. He'd seen her around the school trying to pretend she was a normal human being. That seemed to be a getting off a little easy for nearly destroying the world and actually killing countless hundreds over the past hundred years? For someone who tried to kill men so thoroughly there had to be a better punishment. Something appropriate maybe something ironic?

31- Anyanka's punishment for having her power necklace destroyed is to spend the rest of her life on earth as a succubus, needing sex with men in order to survive. Her new body as a succubus allowing her limited shape shifting so as to take on the body types of different men's fantasies.

Two minutes left? Anything to add to twist the knife? To make the patron saint of scorned women suffer?

32- Anyanka orgasms easily, often with the first thrust of penetration. By the end of the first week Anyanka was so addicted to sex and orgasms that she now actively wants to have sex multiple times a day with multiple men. Fulfilling their sexual fantasies. She often pursues men in relationships.

As he started packing up and getting ready for getting to class Xander was suddenly struck by what he'd done. He'd made another bimbo.

What the hell was up with that? Why did he keep doing that?