Self improvement

Xander had to take a moment and think. What to do next? That was the question. And while spending time tinkering with his cock was important to him it probably wasn't the best use of the mystery magical Master P.C. So what was the best use of the mystery magical Master P.C.? Something noble, something heroic, something responsible. Right? So what should he do?

Do something to make the world a better place.

Duh.

And also do something nice for himself in the process.

So what was good for himself and good for the world... what did the world need that he could give it? The only thing he could think to do is give more of what he was already doing. Fighting evil, slaying vampires, defeating demons. So maybe the idea was to do what he was already doing but better, more efficient. He knew he could do the job, he'd taken care of the zombie Jack O'Toole and his plan to blow up the school. But to do more then that he'd have to be more than he was; he'd have to be himself, Buffy, Willow and Giles....

Well, he could be that now. Thank you very much Master P.C.

04- Xander Harris has greater strength, speed, stamina, martial arts know how and regeneration than Buffy Summers.

05- Xander Harris has a greater breadth of knowledge and magical skill than Rupert Giles

06- Xander Harris has a greater I.Q. and technological know how then Willow Rosenberg.

07- Xander Harris has training on par with any current special forces soldier.

Xander winced as parts of him tingled with phantom fire as reality rewrote himself. That fire feeling inside his brain was torturous. As it faded and his knew expanded mind engaged he was suddenly fully aware of the fact that he was too stupid and too foolish to properly use Master P.C. And yet he knew he was young and dumb enough to continue using it.

Xander knew he had to confine the scope of his use of Master P.C. If he tried to change the world he knew he would destroy the world. He just couldn't trust himself to make changes that big. But small changes, personal changes... those he could do. So really using Master P.C. to make his dick bigger was probably easiest and most importantly the safest use of it.

So keeping in mind that stupid and vain was the guiding principal... what was he going to do next?