Ring of Lies DKD: Breed for the Empire!

"You're watching me even in the bathroom?” asked Akuto as he stepped within a few feet of the peeping android.

She ignored his question, perhaps because she deemed the answer obvious, “Why do humans care about the size of their penis' so much?”

Akuto jerked in surprise, the Surveillance Agent's penchant for saying and doing totally unexpected and generally inappropriate things completely knocking him off balance as usual,“Th-there's a theory that big ones get more opportunities to make children and produce vast numbers of offspring!”

She didn't blink, “I see. Is it true?”

“Uh... No! It's just a silly-er – I mean uh. Of course it isn't.” He didn’t like lying to the Liradan but this topic and his current condition had him totally flustered. Topics of size and the Imperial privileges and duties that came along with it were particularly sensitive for all male citizens who didn't quite measure up. A small part of Akuto's desire to become a high priest was that he could sidestep the whole issue with the necessary vow of celibacy.

“I see. Then let me see your penis. I'd very much like to compare it with other men's penis'”

“What?! I'm not going to show you my penis!” After a moment's reflection, he realized it was honestly silly not to show her. Given her intention to accompany him everywhere and spy on his every action, he'd be better off settling her curiosity now and perhaps head off her desire to see his member in a more embarrassing situation-like when he was urinating or something. With a sigh, he grabbed the fold of his towel and pulled it loose, thankful the baths were essentially deserted this time a day.

He shifted uncomfortably under Korone's unblinking gaze at his crotch. Finally, she responded, “My observations of Hiroshi's penis lead me to believe that you do have 'a big one'. More data is needed.”

Akuto's face flushed red as she took Hiroshi's smaller stature to mean something it didn't, “No, I don't!” Below Akuto's flaccid member swelled and hung lower, reaching seven inches from its base above his balls. He hated to be reminded of his oversized ten inch member, given that the his goal of being a great priest didn't exactly fit with society's expectation that as a well endowed male, he breed with as many women as possible for the good of the empire. Sending a searching look around the baths, he quickly wrapped the towel around himself once more, “Look Korone, please keep quiet about this. If this gets out, its just going to make things worse right along with this whole demon king thing.”

Emotionless, she replied, “I will tell only my superiors.” She slid the door shut, the barest flicker of a twinkle in her green eyes.

Akuto settled his head in his hands. That was just great... The last he needed was for the Imperial Bureaucracy to get involved in his sex life. No doubt he'd be receiving official letters from various well connected nobles about breeding with their wives or daughters. But wait... the fact that he was supposedly going to be the demon king would certainly make him less than desirable for such a match.

Yea...totally, he thought his mood lightening a bit. And more than likely Korone's higher ups wouldn't even spread the knowledge far. It wasn't like the government would want a demon king's genetics spreading into the population at large. Perhaps they'd even forbid him from procreating with anyone! Akuto managed a small smile. It was about time this curse started working to his benefit!