With a wish about the situation

Lauren wanted to protect Temerity. Brother Lusserint was trying to hurt Temerity emotionally. Words were slipping from Lauren's mouth before he had a chance to think, "I wish that Temerity would not get in trouble for coming out of the Rollicking Cock."

Lauren felt the world go fuzzy again. Brother Lussterin's robes changed from a dark brown to a bright red. On top of that, he gained a piece that looked like a crotch guard with a flap for easy access. Temerity's changes were less obvious. Her stance became less upright as she thrust her hip out to one side and generally tried to look vivacious. The holy symbol on her shield changed from that of a grail to a dick, though drawn in a doodle style: two circles with an elongated semi circle coming out of them. Lauren finally noticed that Lussterin was handing jars of water over to Temerity.

"If there is anything else that the church of Phallus can do to help you in your quest, let us know if you need anything else."

Temerity laughed, then pointed at Lauren, Jasper, and Ilya, "Can you do anything to liven up these three prudes?"

Brother Lussterin seemed to look over the three of them and went to grab the flap above his penis. Lauren reacted quickly, "I wish you couldn't show us a penis."

Sister Lusterin opened the flap that displayed her vagina underneath. Ilya looked away annoyed. Jasper stared greedily. Lauren thought about banging his head against a wall until he learned to stop wishing so recklessly. The sister of Phallus was still in bright red robes with a flap over her genitals, but now she showed prominent cleavage helped by a push-up bra and had a short skirt. She did not stick around though, as she left with a "Phallus's blessing upon you!"

Lauren suddenly felt his already stiff erection throb. He got hornier from that blessing. Looking at the other five, it wasn't just him. That was when it hit him. He had just messed with a god! Whatever this stone was, it was more powerful than gods! That was seriously scary, especially since he had been using it so recklessly. He would need to be so much more careful with this thing! He looked over and saw Temerity, Vorka, and Isabelle were all masturbating. Ilya looked uncomfortable for a moment but casting a spell to cool herself off. Jasper was sneaking off to do his own jerking hidden from the public.

Lauren inquired, "So how long have you been a paladin of Phallus, Temerity?"

Temerity answered in-between grunts as she worked her vagina vigorously, "Nearly five unh years now. Ever ooh since I oh oh oh! turned eighteen!" She finished herself with a moan, "Anyway, I was always drawn by their free love ideas and their anti-undead stance. I wouldn't have become a paladin if I didn't believe in Phallus's message. Why, are you interested in joining the faith?"

"Oh no, just curious." Lauren was still mentally panicking, but he managed to keep his cool in front of the group.

Isabelle, having just finished herself, interjected, "Are you guys ready to go to the dungeon? That was fun and all, but we have a job to do."