Joey Landry

Joey Landry was home for Spring Break. He was normally off on some typical college spring break adventure with his buddies, but this year he came home to help his dad renovate the back porch.

He received a package from his Aunt Julia. His Aunt Julia Duvallier was an eccentric old woman who ran a voodoo walking tour of New Orleans. She had a bizarre sense of humor, and Joey's parents did not care for her much, but she and Joey hit it off.

Joey took the package to his old room. He opened it and saw what looked to be a "fleshlight." He took it out, and sure enough it was.

"Holy fuck! You old voodoo witch!" He laughed and looked over to make double sure his door was closed. He found a hand-written note on a piece of old parchment as well as a ball point pen. The note said, Joey, a gift for you. Don't tell anyone. If you write a person's name on the bottom of this toy, that person will feel whatever this fake lady part will! Have fun, my favorite nephew!

"Seriously?" he asked. He sat on his window sill. He happened to glance out his window, and something caught his eyes. Across the street, his neighbor Sylvia Knowles was on her front porch talking on her phone.

Joey arched an eyebrow. He looked at the flashlight. He picked up the pen and wrote "Sylvia Knowles" on the bottom. The ink seemed to shimmer a bit. He thought. "Fuck this with my cock or something else?"