Master PC - Familiar of Zero

Ken kicked open the door and marched inside. This was the worst day of his entire life. It had only been a few days since he had been summoned into this world, and he was already fed up with it. He'd barely slept at all the last couple nights because he had to sleep on the cold, hard floor of Louise's room. He'd had to eat off of a dirty plate on the floor because he wasn't a "noble". And she'd actually gotten out a riding crop and beaten him with it because he'd "embarrassed her with his lechery." He couldn't help it if there were a bunch of cute girls at the academy. He was just taking in the view.

She was just being insecure anyhow. With no magical ability and no breasts to speak of, he could understand how she might have an inferiority complex. But that doesn't give her the right to be a raging bitch about it! He flopped down onto her bed. If only there was something he could do...

Suddenly, he heard a loud dinging noise come from his backpack in the corner, followed by a muffled "Installation Complete". Ken looked at it curiously before getting up and walking over to it. He had left his backpack relatively untouched ever since he got to this strange world; he had almost forgotten it was there. He unzipped it and pulled out his laptop, which he realized was still on. Ken opened it up and saw a screen that read Welcome to the Master PC. You have been chosen as the Master's disciple. Would you like a tutorial? Y/N

'Oh yeah.' Ken thought to himself, 'This must be that program I tried downloading a few days ago. I thought it crashed my computer, and I was taking it to get it fixed when I was "summoned." Might as well try it out; it's not like I have anything better to do.' He hit Y.

He fell backwards as a rush of information entered his brain. He suddenly what this thing was, what its purpose was, what it did, and how he could use it. A big smile crept across his face as thoughts of **** flooded into his mind. This world might not be so bad after all..

*Written by Twisted Samurai