Hesitantly, but...

"I don't know..." Danielle said carefully, reading over the contract. "My immortal soul just for a few nights of fun?"

"Well, if you rather stew over some fatty or a blonde bimbo getting lucky instead of you..." Lucy said, slowly picking up the contract again, "Envy is just as fun to watch as lust when sins are concerned, in my opinion."

"Alright! Fine!" Danielle snapped as she took the contract again, grabbing the pen and signing while Lucy smiled like the cat that caught the canary. Danielle slammed the contract down on the table as looked up at The Devil. "Happy?"

"Pleasure doing business with you, Ms. Walker." Lucy said as she stood up, giving a slight bow. "And remember: After you screwed the one millionth guy, your soul belongs to me."

"So..." Danielle began, a sly smirk forming on her lips. "You wouldn't get my soul if I slept with nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine men?"

Lucy's smile fell as she blinked a few times before slapping her forehead.

"Note to self: Stop making easy to find loopholes in contracts." She muttered in annoyance. The Devil looked up at the smug Danielle and said, "Doesn't matter. You'll screw up one way or another, and then... Well..."

In a brief flash of fire, Lucy disappeared, leaving Danielle alone with the contract and a smile on her face...

A short, chubby, bespeckled and nerdy twenty-five year old man stumbled out of the lady's room with a stupid smile on his face, buckling his belt and zipping up his pants as he headed to the bar.

"Hey, Tiger!"

The chubby nerd turned around just in time to catch the lime green thong that was thrown at him by Cassandra the Bouncer, the tall, tan, and muscular thirty year old winking at him and blowing him a kiss as she zipped up her pants.

"Souvenir." Cassandra said, "Call me some time, Big Boy."

The Chubby Nerd chuckled as he pocketed the underwear and walked away, leaving Cassandra to lick her lips as she stared at the man's wide ass.

"Cass!"

"I'M ON BREAK, BOSS! I SWEAR!" Cassandra yelped, straightening up as she turned around to face Danielle.

"Look, what you do in your free time is your business. So if you want to fulfill your fetish of having five nerds bang you at once, whatever." Danielle replied with a chuckle.

"Okay... Firstly, it was not five nerds, it was only one. Vernon, a regular I've had my eye on." Cassandra began with a frown, "Second, that's not my fetish. It's not even really a fetish; I just find nerds to be incredibly attractive."

"Especially those with several pounds of meat on their bones, from the looks of it." Danielle muttered as she looked Vernon over, making sure to to let her Bouncer/Friend hear her.

"And thirdly... How the hell did you know what we were doing?" Cassandra asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Ah, what does it matter, Ol' Buddy?!" Danielle said with a laugh as she slapped Cassandra on the back. "I just came over to tell ya that you're not the only one getting lucky tonight!"

"How do you figure?"

"Read this!" Danielle said as she handed Cassandra the contract, smiling as her bouncer looked it over. "That baby guarantees that this piece of fine ass will be gettin' laid by nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine guys between the ages of twenty-eight and forty for as long as I need it. And when I hit the last one I'll... I dunno, become a nun, or something."

"I'm sorry, 'A nun'?"

Danielle shrugged, not wanting to give away exactly where she got the contract from.

"Well, I'm not saying I don't believe you, Dani..." Cassandra said, "But I don't believe you."

"I'll prove it!"

"... How?" Cassandra asked, raising an eyebrow skeptically.