Good or Bad

"Joyce, seriously, I..." Xander sighed, "It's been a day, okay?"

"Hmm," Joyce quirked her brow, "Good or bad?"

Slouching back in his chair Xander shrugged his shoulders, "Bit of both."

Getting up from her chair and walking around to the front of her desk Joyce made a little show of rucking her skirt up and perching her bubble butt on the edge of her desk, "Let it all out. Tell Joycie everything."

"Well...." Xander sat up a bit then groaned and slid back down, "It's kinda hard to explain."

With an annoyed grunt Joyce crossed her arms, "Sum it up in one word for me." Joyce leaned forward and gave him an inquisitive look.

Xander gulped as he stared not at Joyce's eyes but at her enormous chest. With her arms crossed under her breasts combined with the slight lean forward Joyce's boobs were on display and threatening to fall out of her already ridiculously open blouse. Given the little giggle Joyce let out Xander knew he'd been caught peaking. "In one word? Bimbos."

Joyce canted her head to the side, "Harmony?"

"Yeah, Harmony but also not Harmony. I just mean Bimbos in general. For some reason I've got Bimbos on my mind." Xander let his head flop back and hang over the back of the chair. "And I don't know why."

"Uh, what is the teenage male's sex drive for five hundred?" Joyce chirped.

"Yeah. True enough." Xander shrugged remaining flopped back. It was hard to explain how he was seemingly systematically turning every women he knew into a Bimbo using Master P.C. "Still, it's a little strange that I keep thinking of Bimbos whenever i think about any woman I know, right?"

"Sounds like someone's a little backed up." Joyce trilled. "Someone needs to blow their load. Sounds like you need to empty those gargantuan nuts of yours." Joyce giggled again, setting her chest jiggling.

"Joooooyce." Xander groaned. "It's more then the fact that I'm more than a little backed up."

"Awwww, why didn't you say you needed to bust a nut." Joyce laughed, "I thought you finally got your V-card punched. Did the grapevine lie to me or did you actually go balls deep in Faith?"

Xander grunted, New Joyce was certainly a little cruder and more forward than Old Joyce, "Yes, Joyce, Faith and I had sex. Actually penis in vagina sex. I am a virgin no more."

"But you got Bimbos on the brain, huh? So it sounds like you need a little more sex."

"Well, considering Faith used me as a vibrator stand in?" Xander sat up and gave Joyce a knowing look, considering their new history of sexy times, they both knew exactly what he was capable of as the World's Greatest Lover "We went till she got her rocks off and then I got tossed out the door. Twenty minutes tops. I didn't really get to do... anything."

Joyce clicked her tongue, "Well no wonder you keep thinking off big titty bimbos, you need- seriously need- to drain your balls." Joyce couldn't help but smiled and chortle, "Hold on, hold on, I've got an idea, close your eyes." Joyce started giggling, "Close your eyes."

Sitting up Xander closed his eyes and waited while Joyce did something that kept her tittering as she moved around and did something. After waiting two minutes and not being told to open his eyes Xander asked, "Can I open them now?"

"Not yet." Joyce answered as she continued to do something. Xander sat still and kept his eyes shut waiting patiently. Joyce finished whatever it was she was doing as the noise dropped off and she announced in a bright and chirpy voice, "And open."

Joyce was back perched on the edge of her desk only now she had done a quick bimbo makeover. Her blonde hair had been done up in sloppy pigtails, her blouse was tied off between her breasts and given the way her dark nipples were visible through the white blouse she had removed her bra, with her blouse tied off her mid riff was bear and showed off a new belly button ring, her skirt had been scrunched up so high as to be at crotch level allowing Xander to see that there wasn't any underwear under the skirt and down Joyce's long legs a pair of crimson red stiletto heels adorned her feet.

"Whoa." Xander gulped. "That's... niiiiice"

With a giggle Joyce slid her hand along the edge of her desk and knocked a pen off the edge. Raising a hand to her pouty lips Joyce let out a comical, "OOPS."

Sliding off the edge of her desk Joyce giggled and cocking her hip out she swung around, put her back to Xander. With her feet set wide apart Joyce let out an overdone coo before she bent over at the waist, her already rucked up skirt pulled higher by her legs being wide apart. Joyce giggled a Bimbo giggle as her bare ass was presented to Xander in it's magnificent bubble butted glory. Reaching behind herself Joyce took hold of her butt cheeks and pulled them wide open, in a sweet Bimbo voice Joyce called out, "O.M.G. if only some guy had a dick big enough to fill my ass."

Xander found his eyes drawn to what was presented. Resting between those magnificent buns was a shiny jeweled butt plug. Looking up and beseeching anyone in power for help Xander lowered his eyes and found Joyce still in front of him in all her bimboed up glory, wiggling her ass at him.

Joyce crooned in her best bimbo voice, "My naughty ass needs big hard cock."

Xander found himself whispering under his breath, "Something better happen in the next thirty seconds or I'm doing this."