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Get your car.
by tallywhacker
Chapter 8 in Farmer's Daughter
The first thing you have to do is minimize evidence. Thanks to your silent parting, you managed to reclaim your bags along with your rural beauty, and since you did not talk about yourself, the only thing the farmer knows about you is your car broke down on the road. That is too...
6 years ago 731 Words 31 Likes 11,283 Views -
Win a man down
by tallywhacker
Chapter 13 in Your Pokemon Adventure
You feel the need to clarify something, "Just so we're clear, 'double' means I'm fucking your ass too." "Whatever, that won't happen." The way her butt contracts betrays her confidence. Okay, let's speed by Pidgey as quickly as possible. Pidgey used quick attack! Charmy...
6 years ago 201 Words 9 Likes 6,627 Views -
2b1t
by tallywhacker
Chapter 2 in Weird World Project
This isn't really a story, but one time I got with a girl who only had one nipple. No warning, just off comes the shirt and here it is. Two breasts, one nipple. There were no scars or discoloration, just smooth like a barbie doll. She asked if I needed to talk about it. I said it...
9 years ago 80 Words 1 Likes 592 Views -
Go Home
by tallywhacker
Chapter 20 in Game Monster
You don't have time for long consideration. Can you take him home without Tom freaking out? He is a healer, so if you use that pretext you could get away with it. Here's hoping he can't actually heal paralysis; Dwarfy's annoying enough crippled. "First, what's your name?" "Doug...
9 years ago 714 Words 18 Likes 4,854 Views -
Trouble on the way home
by tallywhacker
Chapter 19 in Game Monster
You bid Natalie goodbye and take your leave. Any longer, and you'd be roosting here tonight. The sun's starting to set, and you're not the nocturnal type. Still, provided you don't meet unreasonable opposition, you should have plenty of time. That is, if this dress will let you...
9 years ago 413 Words 17 Likes 5,016 Views -
Think with your stomach
by tallywhacker
Chapter 14 in Cheerleader Destiny
First, lets make sure you still have control over Delilah._ I wish she had golden irises._ She watches you, waiting for you to start eating, and you watch her deep brown eyes erupt with yellow. You sigh in relief before cutting into your waffle. You can figure this out after this...
9 years ago 302 Words 22 Likes 4,265 Views -
Not your memories, at least
by tallywhacker
Chapter 13 in Cheerleader Destiny
You wake up to the smell of bacon, an unusual scent for the middle of the week. You head down stairs to investigate. As you approach, you hear a lively discussion peppered with laughter, strange given the usual rush of the week days. "Oh, you are just a treasure," you hear from...
9 years ago 269 Words 21 Likes 4,589 Views -
a dress
by tallywhacker
Chapter 18 in Game Monster
Natalie releases you to fetch something from her nook. You're thankful she didn't drag you along through the tight passage. She's already ruffled nearly all of your feathers, so dirt would get right down to the skin. You set about preening yourself back to a presentable appearanc...
9 years ago 452 Words 23 Likes 5,180 Views -
hug it out
by tallywhacker
Chapter 17 in Game Monster
Your nest was in the shadow of this mountain, so your days started at eleven. You'd scrounge for some bugs to eat till either the sun set or an adventurer came and killed you. It didn't matter which because either way you'd wake up the next day and do it again. Losing everything...
9 years ago 712 Words 21 Likes 5,790 Views -
Simii
by tallywhacker
Chapter 2 in T.I.T.S.
(From order name Simiiformes / Simians) Name (Singular & Plural): Simii Sexes: Male, Female Height, Weight, Hair, And Eyes: As terrans. Skin: Fur on their forearms and lower legs, with human-like skin everywhere else. **Features** Simii are very similar in appearance to hum...
9 years ago 598 Words 0 Likes 816 Views -
this won't make much sense without context.
by tallywhacker
Chapter 12 in Cheerleader Destiny
You wake up to a stinging cheek. It's completely dark and you can't move from your seated position. None of this bothers you, a fact that also should cause alarm but doesn't. "Hello John," says someone who sounds like a young woman, probably one of the cheerleaders. "I'd like to...
9 years ago 430 Words 21 Likes 5,281 Views -
Sex Shop
by tallywhacker
Chapter 51 in Thrust
"This is the LAMEST SEX SHOP EVER!" Rebecca screamed as she kicked over a rack of porn DVDs. You have to agree. The majority of the floor space is devoted to DVDs, which may as well be coasters now. You stand in the back with Tracy in the dildo corner. She sucks on the head of y...
9 years ago 353 Words 22 Likes 3,774 Views -
Some follow up with the succubi
by tallywhacker
Chapter 5 in The Haunted House at the End of the World
"Hold up," you say returning to the succubi, "When I say weird, I don't mean sexy weird stuff. I mean, it's a three way and you both have tails; I expect to get one of them up the ass." You note the blonde on the left mutters dibs to the other, "Naw, but this bitch next door trie...
9 years ago 389 Words 19 Likes 4,969 Views -
Let her go.
by tallywhacker
Chapter 10 in Apex Seed - Defunct
You down your second breakfast to give yourself time to think. You'd like to think you remembered what drew you to Devi back in school, but after today, you're not sure you have that compassion. "Yeah, don't worry about all this," you gesture at the equipment strewn around...
9 years ago 158 Words 14 Likes 10,349 Views -
Deal with blueballs
by tallywhacker
Chapter 4 in The Haunted House at the End of the World
Alright, you can make it through the door okay, but you're not outrunning anyone with Riley flopping around. You set her down in the hall and prepare to defend using the entrance as a point. You don't like the thought of throwing down with your erection shoved down your pan...
10 years ago 329 Words 9 Likes 6,199 Views -
Steal shit
by tallywhacker
Chapter 29 in Red or Blue
Your stuff isn't here, so you'll have to make do with other people's stuff. You pat down the grunts for supplies. Collectively, they have a pittance, a few pokeballs and the standard array of Rocket pokemon. Those Wheezing and Raticate aren't worth the holster belt they're in; yo...
10 years ago 457 Words 2 Likes 899 Views -
Where'd she get to?
by tallywhacker
Chapter 3 in The Haunted House at the End of the World
You returns to the foyer, and Riley's gone. The car's still here, so she didn't bail. "Yo Jack, where'd my girl go?" "I believe she went downstairs." "Damn it, seriously? Bitch can't wait a fucking minute." you sigh as you stomp off to the basement. - - - - - - The basement...
10 years ago 632 Words 10 Likes 8,150 Views -
Consider Yourself
by tallywhacker
Chapter 9 in Stepsister's Whim
You don't hesitate to slip the band around your wrist, but you find yourself uncertain about what to actually do with it. The obvious answer is to change yourself back, but you find that you don't really want to. You aren't any more attached to your old body than you are this one...
10 years ago 639 Words 18 Likes 7,963 Views -
Rant
by tallywhacker
Chapter 44 in 48 Hours As A Girl
This isn't fair. Most of this should be going towards Alex, but that's coming soon. You know where he lives. This guy, he's just in the way. "That's how this goes down? You get a little hush-hush pedophile peepshow because your illegal bag search didn't turn up a receipt for a f...
10 years ago 277 Words 16 Likes 5,732 Views -
surprise
by tallywhacker
Chapter 4 in Robo-Sluts Origins
{creator\_first\_name} tapped a remote to turn the robot on. Its chest expanded slightly and its skin grew warm. {creator\_first\_name} put an ear to its chest, and he was pleased to find he could only faintly hear the internal processes. They could easily be masked by more organ...
10 years ago 298 Words 7 Likes 1,447 Views
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