bastardlydastard

Senior Author

bastardlydastard was last seen:: 2 months ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: -

Location:: somewhere around there, keep looking.

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Try (and fail) to be a member of society.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Hieroglyphics. Erotic Hieroglyphics.

My favorite word for "penis" is: Wang

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Clunge

I write erotica because: My fingers need the practice

In conclusion, I am: Back from the dead (at least for now)