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- Male
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- somewhere around there, keep looking.
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Try (and fail) to be a member of society.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Hieroglyphics. Erotic Hieroglyphics.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Wang
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Clunge
- I write erotica because
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My fingers need the practice
- In conclusion, I am
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Back from the dead (at least for now)
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A flash of insight.
Chapter 3 in Cupid's Cruel Instruments
The instant your fingers make contact with the small embossed lettering reading "LOVE, CHERISH, OBEY," your mind lights up with thoughts that aren't your own. Instantly you know with absolute certainty that if you were to prick any person with this arrow, they will begin to find...
2 years ago 177 Words 4 Likes 642 Views -
Yes
Chapter 5 in Cupid's Cruel Instruments
Despite all the resentment you have for her, you can't help but be attracted to your mother. She was still young, and incredibly hot. Black hair, gorgeous face, huge tits a fat ass, and thick thighs. Her professional clothes made her even hotter, stocking and tight skirts and blo...
2 years ago 166 Words 4 Likes 528 Views -
No, you have a different target in mind.
Chapter 4 in Cupid's Cruel Instruments
You quickly slip in and stash the arrow in the cabinet below your cash register. Your boss never bothers working the register, so you suspect it's a safe place. The next four hours of your shift feel like an eternity as the excitement of what you have grips you. Eventually though...
2 years ago 257 Words 4 Likes 618 Views -
You are a miserable low-wage worker.
Chapter 2 in Cupid's Cruel Instruments
You are Jim Derby. You work a minimum wage job running the desk at a dying video store. You hate your boss, and she treats you like a leper, worthy of nothing but contempt and disgust. You are 18 years old, overweight, covered in hair, and wear glasses despite your youth. One...
2 years ago 296 Words 4 Likes 687 Views -
A miserable low-wage worker.
Chapter 3 in Cupid's Cruel Instruments
You are Jim Derby. You work a minimum wage job running the desk at a dying video store. You hate your boss, and she treats you like a leper, worthy of nothing but contempt and disgust. You are overweight, covered in hair, and wear glasses, despite your youth. One day, you are...
6 years ago 293 Words 9 Likes 1,238 Views -
Cupid's arrows, and their rules
Chapter 2 in Cupid's Cruel Instruments
My arrows are vessels of my power, plain and simple. If one possesses one, one possesses that portion of my power. When they are used, that power is expended, and it's effects are permanent, provided I don't take enough of an interest to step in and remove them. What effects mig...
6 years ago 245 Words 14 Likes 2,020 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Cupid's Cruel Instruments
Greetings mortal! I have been called many things throughout history, but you may refer to me as Cupid. I am here to share with you the truth of my role in the world of man. You see, most think I am a god of love, and that with my arrows I strike a pair of mortals and create love...
6 years ago 146 Words 18 Likes 4,126 Views -
You Dream
Chapter 7 in Conflicts of Divine Interest
You run through the forest, and the hunter pursues you. You feel raw, power in your legs, and your lungs burn despite the cold air you breathe. You can hear hoofbeats behind you, getting louder, closer. You hear a shout, and feel something wrap around your legs, binding...
7 years ago 270 Words 21 Likes 3,605 Views -
He is not happy.
Chapter 6 in Conflicts of Divine Interest
When Oren arrives there is a sour expression on his weather-hardened face. "You idiot." He begins, scowl deepening. "You attacked a guard?" You shrug. "He attacked me." You gesture to Cora, still curled up in the back corner. "I want to keep this one." Oren pinches the bridge...
7 years ago 310 Words 21 Likes 4,857 Views -
No, you have an appointment to keep.
Chapter 4 in Erotic Galaxy
You tear your eyes from the odd human and start to walk away. On your way out of the auction house, you tell one of the Melthian staff members to have the Vishendi you purchased sent to your ship. With that, you and Aliyah step from the sedate auction house into the bustling, neo...
8 years ago 191 Words 1 Likes 337 Views -
An enticing, exotic human.
Chapter 3 in Erotic Galaxy
Aliyah is a tall, well built human woman with darkly tanned skin, and platinum white hair. Her cybernetic eyes, though a good approximation of the real thing, are betrayed by their unnatural white coloration. She has tattoos of chains wrapping around her wrists, and she wears a s...
8 years ago 211 Words 2 Likes 540 Views -
Morvuuk; a renowned slaver.
Chapter 2 in Erotic Galaxy
The Vishenti woman stands before you, her three yellow-orange eyes glinting with defiance. Her deep violet flesh, bared for all to see, slides over elegant curves of hip and breast. She is tall, as is common for her people, and her long legs are quite enticing. Atop her head, seg...
8 years ago 275 Words 3 Likes 783 Views -
For contributors.
Chapter 2 in Erotic Galaxy
I want this to be as free-form as possible, so I think three guidelines should do the trick 1. If you want to have your writing affect another author's work, clear it with them first. 2. Coordinate with other writers, and if it works, have events of their stories shape the even...
8 years ago 75 Words 0 Likes 511 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Erotic Galaxy
The Milky Way galaxy is a big place. Though warp drives allow us to traverse it's starry expanse, the sheer scale of this galaxy offers up near limitless opportunities for prosperity, danger, pleasure, and suffering. And, of course, sex. Lots of sex. In this titanic cloud of star...
8 years ago 82 Words 7 Likes 2,733 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in To Prove Superiority
It is the year 1253. Technology is advancing rapidly, with new methods of forging steel being discovered every day. The country of Estara is widely considered to be the pinnacle of modern technology, it's capital city, Falkirk, possesses grand architecture that utilizes both the...
9 years ago 204 Words 80 Likes 137,450 Views -
The Darkness in the South.
Chapter 140 in To Prove Superiority
The spell was powerful. So powerful, in fact, that even non-mages like you could feel it. The power of it burned like a beacon, showing you where to go, and filling you with the knowledge that whatever this magic was, it was too powerful to be left alone. You leave Lysander in c...
9 years ago 256 Words 36 Likes 5,632 Views -
One month later.
Chapter 139 in To Prove Superiority
In the month since you took fort Arlheim, much has changed. While your city has prospered, dissent has been steadily dying down. The people are beginning to accept you, and submit to your rule. The fort is being repaired, and though structural damage was low, the portcullis is...
9 years ago 107 Words 18 Likes 4,420 Views -
Like a charm.
Chapter 138 in To Prove Superiority
Exactly three hours after the letter is sent, one of your wolves approaches you. "Sir," he says. "Two riders have left fort Arlheim, heading west with haste. Should we pursue them?" "No," You say, grinning. "Prepare the men, we are taking the fort." Four hours later you have y...
9 years ago 572 Words 20 Likes 4,448 Views -
Yes.
Chapter 137 in To Prove Superiority
"Fine." You say eventually "But I'm reading that letter." A few minutes later she is done writing. She hands you the letter to look over. It reads: _Lianna and Leandra_ _I have reason to believe your lives are in danger. You were right, it's Zarima, queen Tethras is behind thi...
9 years ago 282 Words 21 Likes 4,573 Views -
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