bastardlydastard
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Try (and fail) to be a member of society.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Hieroglyphics. Erotic Hieroglyphics.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Wang
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Clunge
- I write erotica because
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My fingers need the practice
- In conclusion, I am
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Back from the dead (at least for now)
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A flash of insight. by bastardlydastard
Chapter 3 in Cupid's Cruel Instruments
The instant your fingers make contact with the small embossed lettering reading "LOVE, CHERISH, OBEY," your mind lights up with thoughts that aren't your own. Instantly you know with absolute certainty that if you were to prick any person with this arrow, they will begin to find...
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Yes by bastardlydastard
Chapter 5 in Cupid's Cruel Instruments
Despite all the resentment you have for her, you can't help but be attracted to your mother. She was still young, and incredibly hot. Black hair, gorgeous face, huge tits a fat ass, and thick thighs. Her professional clothes made her even hotter, stocking and tight skirts and blo...
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No, you have a different target in mind. by bastardlydastard
Chapter 4 in Cupid's Cruel Instruments
You quickly slip in and stash the arrow in the cabinet below your cash register. Your boss never bothers working the register, so you suspect it's a safe place. The next four hours of your shift feel like an eternity as the excitement of what you have grips you. Eventually though...
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You are a miserable low-wage worker. by bastardlydastard
Chapter 2 in Cupid's Cruel Instruments
You are Jim Derby. You work a minimum wage job running the desk at a dying video store. You hate your boss, and she treats you like a leper, worthy of nothing but contempt and disgust. You are 18 years old, overweight, covered in hair, and wear glasses despite your youth. One...
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A miserable low-wage worker. by bastardlydastard
Chapter 3 in Cupid's Cruel Instruments
You are Jim Derby. You work a minimum wage job running the desk at a dying video store. You hate your boss, and she treats you like a leper, worthy of nothing but contempt and disgust. You are overweight, covered in hair, and wear glasses, despite your youth. One day, you are...
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Cupid's arrows, and their rules by bastardlydastard
Chapter 2 in Cupid's Cruel Instruments
My arrows are vessels of my power, plain and simple. If one possesses one, one possesses that portion of my power. When they are used, that power is expended, and it's effects are permanent, provided I don't take enough of an interest to step in and remove them. What effects mig...
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Introduction by bastardlydastard
Chapter 1 in Cupid's Cruel Instruments
Greetings mortal! I have been called many things throughout history, but you may refer to me as Cupid. I am here to share with you the truth of my role in the world of man. You see, most think I am a god of love, and that with my arrows I strike a pair of mortals and create love...
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You Dream by bastardlydastard
Chapter 7 in Conflicts of Divine Interest
You run through the forest, and the hunter pursues you. You feel raw, power in your legs, and your lungs burn despite the cold air you breathe. You can hear hoofbeats behind you, getting louder, closer. You hear a shout, and feel something wrap around your legs, binding...
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He is not happy. by bastardlydastard
Chapter 6 in Conflicts of Divine Interest
When Oren arrives there is a sour expression on his weather-hardened face. "You idiot." He begins, scowl deepening. "You attacked a guard?" You shrug. "He attacked me." You gesture to Cora, still curled up in the back corner. "I want to keep this one." Oren pinches the bridge...
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No, you have an appointment to keep. by bastardlydastard
Chapter 4 in Erotic Galaxy
You tear your eyes from the odd human and start to walk away. On your way out of the auction house, you tell one of the Melthian staff members to have the Vishendi you purchased sent to your ship. With that, you and Aliyah step from the sedate auction house into the bustling, neo...
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