bastardlydastard
Senior Author
- bastardlydastard was last seen:
- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
- -
- Location:
- somewhere around there, keep looking.
- Homepage:
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Try (and fail) to be a member of society.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Hieroglyphics. Erotic Hieroglyphics.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Wang
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Clunge
- I write erotica because
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My fingers need the practice
- In conclusion, I am
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Back from the dead (at least for now)
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Crowd Magnet
Received 2,500 likes on published content.
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Rising Favorite
Received 1,000 likes on published content.
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Scene Crafter
Published 10 chapters.
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Story Seed
Published 3 stories.
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Regular Commenter
Posted 50 comments.
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Conversation Starter
Posted 10 comments.
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Prolific Writer
Published 100 chapters.
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Beloved Author
Received 500 likes on published content.
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Page Turner
Received 250 likes on published content.
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Fan Favorite
Received 100 likes on published content.
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Steady Writer
Published 30 chapters.
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Crowd Pleaser
Received 25 likes on published chapters.
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First Like
Received first like on a published chapter.
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First Chapter
Published first chapter.
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First Story
Published first story.
