Red or Blue

Finally today is the day you tuned 18! It seems like just yesterday you were playing video games and watching cartoons. That was until you started to become interested in girls that is. Now your life mostly consist of porn and masturbation....You are getting ready to move away from home for the first time for college. Upon packing up all your stuff you find your old game-boy. “Man...I used to play this thing for hours on end....“ Speaking to yourself. You must of spent hundreds of dollars on batteries for that thing. Turning it over you still have your old Pokemon game in the back. Figuring you have time before the move you decide to switch it on.

“Thats weird the batteries still work but the games not coming on..” You think to yourself. Pulling the cartridge out and go to blow into the back. Holding it close to your mouth you begin to blow but wound up cutting your lip on the inside cartridge. A small drop of blood drop into its slot but it goes completely unnoticed by you. Giving it another shot you stick the game back in and switch it on. Doing so makes the cartridge begin to glow and the whole device becomes rapidly warm. Feeling scared you want to drop it and run but your hands are frozen and you cant look away from the pulsing screen. Light begins to flicker faster and faster till you feel like your going to be sick and then...and then...nothing. You are standing in a all white room with no walls or ceiling as far as you can see.

No longer holding the game-boy you start to freak out. “Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit whats happening?” You wonder. “Is it a stroke, a mental break down? Am I dead?” Suddenly you realize something isnt just right. Turing your gaze down you notice your clothes have vanished and your standing in your birthday suite. Looking back up suddenly there is a tall, older man, with short grey hair in a white lab coat. He smiles as your eyes meet. This causes you to almost freak out. Not just because he smiling at you buck naked but because he looks just like Professor Oak from the old game.

“Hello there! Welcome to the world of Pokemon! My name is Oak! People call me the Pokemon PROF! This world is inhabited by creatures called POKeMON! For some people, Pokemon are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself... I study Pokemon as a profession.” He reaches from behind his back and pulls out two different colored pokeball’s, one red, one blue.

“But first, tell me which are you, Red or Blue? My eye’s arent what they used to be.....”