Trouble on the way home

You bid Natalie goodbye and take your leave. Any longer, and you'd be roosting here tonight. The sun's starting to set, and you're not the nocturnal type. Still, provided you don't meet unreasonable opposition, you should have plenty of time.

That is, if this dress will let you fly. It comes down to right above your knees normally, but you have to lift it over your tail feathers, and even then the bunched up fabric throws off your movement. The front still falls mid-thigh, and acts as a sail, again to your detriment. Then, there's your ass hanging out. You'd rather be nude than wear clothes wrong. Okay, it's coming off. Sorry Natalie, but you're more built for tube tops and boy shorts.

"Hey! Get your poofy ass down here!" Oh look, a dwarf. By the look of it, he's trying to aggro harpies right before nightblindness kicks in. Not a bad idea, but you have no reason to take stupid risks, "C'mon, you harpy sluts love dwarf cock! What are you, a runt!" Ooh, he's lucky you're better than this. Just one hour ago; he'd better not come back around here. "And I thought chickens were flightless. Fine, we'll do this long range!"

Shit! Fast blue energy ball just shot by faster than you could narrate. More!? Alright, aggro it is. Divebomb! Not so good against a moving target, is he? He's still aiming up while you're swooping below and behind. He stops aiming to try to find you, but you catch his arm with your right foot and slash his back with the left.

Well, he's down. What was that he was shooting anyway? Big metal tube? Let's see, the dwarf steadied it on his shoulder, but you can hold the back with one foot and the handle in the other. Now the back end is right around your pussy, and judging by the heat coming off it, you'll hurt yourself firing this thing more than anyone. Well, maybe Natalie could use it against ranged attackers.

So, how about the experience? None? Sure, it was easy, but XP from an adventurer shouldn't be zero. You look at the dwarf; he's still awake drinking a potion. Shit, you throw the tube into your inventory to free up your feet for battle.

Yet he's still on the ground. He hasn't even moved his legs. Oh, "You can't get up, right?"

He let's out an aggrivated sigh, "Fine, you won. Just end it already."