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CHYOA Veteran
About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- December 31, 1900
- Location
- Within the timestream of the multiverse.
- Homepage
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Write normal stories or fanfics that's not focused on sex. Mostly romantic comedies. I tend to play video games when I'm not working though.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Fanfics, or just regular stories in general. I prefer obscure works on the internet rather than officially published titles though. Not too many authors have a writing style that I appreciate.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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swingalingadingdong
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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giant venus fly trap
- I write erotica because
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I wanted to test my skills as a writer and see if I can explore boundaries of stories that are outside of my comfort zone. I suck though, so I mask my skill with comedy and story. It's been working well so far.
- In conclusion, I am
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Underaged and looking for hot singles near me. Call my number for a disappointing time, ladies~ 212-479-7990
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The Amnesiac Overlord
John Doe was an average dude with a normal family. He didn't want much in life, just a quiet peaceful home and a job with a steady income. Sucks for him, he won't be getting either anytime soon. Having woke up in the hospital one day, he's been told that not only does he have amnesia over the past five years, he's also told that he's the ultimate emperor in a world filled with genetically perfected babes who worships the ground he walks on. You'd think that'd be awesome, if not for the fact that a rebel group out there is trying to end his life and is also the main cause for why he's gotten amnesia in the first place. How he goes about this whole thing is gonna be all on you. Does he accept his overlord position and it like the pervert he is? Or does he work to dismantle his own utopia in order to get things back to normal so that he can finally go back to his dream of a boring life with a boring job?
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Parallel Dimension Dating App
Using the power of science, a company known as Perfect Parallels had designed a machine that allowed them to connect to the multiverse, giving them access to travel to infinite realities. Using this technology, they partnered up with alternative versions of themselves to work together to create the best dating app in all of existence, allowing people to search for their ideal partners that could only ever exist in another universe. No matter who you want, a version of your ex-lover who never broke up with you, a version of your favorite celebrity secretly harboring a crush on you specifically, or even taboo subjects like a different version of a family member who loves a bit too much than normal, you’re certain to be paired up with your dream partner and get a 100% satisfaction guaranteed! Just fill out the form and sign a long-term contract. Refunds non-applicable.
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I Gave My Bully A Love Potion, But...
A short story of a high school guy with an unrealistically prodigal set of scientific skills who managed to make a functioning love potion, and the sadistic popular girl who used to bully him relentlessly with glee. Deciding that enough was enough, the boy decided to use his potion on his bully as and her to fall in love with him. But after it worked a little too well, out of a sense of guilt, he begins to have second thoughts and now wants to change her back to normal. It does not go as planned.
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Stacy's Mom
You are the long time boyfriend of Stacy Primrose. You've been dating each other for years now, as long as you could remember. Everyone knew about your happy relationship, and Stacy's love for you was just as strong as the day you two first met. The thing is though... You're not in love with her. Not even once have you considered her to be more than just a good friend. Who you've actually been in love with for your entire life... was her beautiful, hot, sexy, Double stacked, rump packed, blonde hair waving, MILF cougar, giant lady mother. So Stacy, can't you see? You're just not the girl for me. I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom!
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Wet Dreams
For some reason, you've been having a lot of sexy wet dreams about all the girls in your life. Your sister, your classmates, your teachers and former babysitter, the cute girl next door, and the MILF next door to her. The weirdest part? They're having the same exact wet dream that you're having. And they remember every single detail and orgasm that came with it. It's starting to get awkward meeting up with them in real life now.
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The Virginity Ultimatum
You're an eighteen year old boy who's been living with your three older step sisters. One day, you finally found a girlfriend who is actually really into you, and you think you have the chance to finally get laid and become a man. Naturally, your loving step-sisters learn about this and try to stop you from losing your virginity in order to keep you pure and innocent, as all healthy step sibling relationships do in the world of porn. So they make a deal with you. You are allowed to do whatever you want with your stepsisters bodies for as long as possible. Touch their boobs, kiss their feet, use their mouths as masturbation toys, etc. The only thing you have to do in return, is promise to never ever ever lose your virginity to anyone, including your own step sisters. Promise to never stick your dick in anyone's hole, and these loving older step siblings are yours to do as you please. What a fucking ultimatum.
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Reversed Gender Norms
In an alternate universe, there exists a reality where gender norms are the complete opposite of our own. Women are typically known as the stronger sex, the lead innovators of history, the founding mothers and leaders of the world. On the opposite side, men are typically known as the more sensitive side of mankind, being the gentle house-husbands, caretakers of children and followers of women. In this world, women are the ones that think about sex five times more than men, as men become the sexualized object of women's desires. Women are stereotypically portrayed as tough and strong, able to lift the heaviest objects and fight the battles that only women can do. Men are stereotypically portrayed to be more innocent and pure, dainty and mystical, the fashion-obsessed members of society. This is not a political story. This isn't even a femdom story. It's just a fetish fantasy.
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Time Traveling Sister Wants Brother To Her Past Self
I remembered that day as clearly as the sun shined through the windows in my room every single day. My little brother, who I love so dearly, himself on me just weeks after his eighteenth birthday. Any normal girl would come to hate someone like that, feeling betrayed and exploited. I couldn't bring myself to hate him though. In fact, I couldn't help but look back on that day with a smile. It was how our forbidden relationship started, after all. How our love came to be. Strange circumstances lead to one thing to another, and now we're happily married. But I've always longed to relive that first day, at least just one more time. Somehow, someway, I wanted to live through that horrifying yet exhilarating moment just one more time. And now? Somehow... I can. But for some reason, my little brother just won't do it this time around.
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The Pauper Prince
In the magical land of Clutopia, there was a kingdom that housed two princes. Skilled and adept in knowledge, magic, and swordplay, the older prince was truly talented and beloved by all. Being the eldest son, he would be next in line to the throne once the current king passes on, and the entire kingdom would be entrusted to him. If only it were that simple... Introducing the second prince, Thomas. Brash, spoilt, and full of pride, the younger brother had always been jealous of the first son at a very young age. Despite being one of the King's sons, the eldest son always had the limelight shined upon him, leaving Thomas with very little to no attention. Thus, on his eighteenth birthday, Thomas challenged his older brother to a duel, one that would his older brother to relinquish his position as next heir to the throne so that he could take the title of King himself, granting him all the attention he could wish for. If only it were that simple... Introducing Tom, a laid back guy from another world who plays video games and works as a part-time cashier. With some free time on his hands for the holidays, he's been obsessed with a certain medieval fantasy video game he got for cheap from a shady guy in an alleyway. He might as well enjoy himself before returning from break. If only it were that simple... By the way, if you didn't get the pun in the title, it's a play on words by using both "Prince and Pauper" and a "Proper Prince." I'm a fuckin' literary genius, I know. Kill me.
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Corruption of Innocence
You're a young boy that's been living a sheltered life you're whole life. Your mom has been kept you homeschooled and inside the house in order to hide you away from the dangerous reality outside, keeping you in the dark about things like politics, terrorism, and sex. Why she would do this to you but not your older sister the first time around is an unimportant and stupid question. More importantly, this is a story of how your mom entrusts your innocence and wellbeing towards your older sister, Xelly, as she goes on a business trip. Little does she know that dearest sister is in the mood for clueless virgins.
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Groundhog House Party!!!
I can't believe I had to go to this stupid party... My sister wouldn't freakin' shut up about it and now I'm here, to mingle with college frats who I don't even know. Worst part of this all is that I'm socially awkward and still a senior in high school, so that makes me even more like a fish out of water. I think I might as well sneak away and wait it out until tomorrow when it finally ends... Wait, why is the day restarting all over again?
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Through the Thin-Veil of a TV Screen
Loosely inspired by The Truman Show movie. Not too far away in the coming future, Truman become a national sensation among the world the moment he was born, as billions of people watched his TV show which recorded and streamed every single second of his life. People all around the world adore and practically worship Truman, their eyes constantly glued to their screens when he’s awake as they buy Truman toys and accessories and sleep with the TV on at night to pretend that they’re sleeping with him. Despite all the fame and glory that Truman has garnered over the years though, Truman himself has no idea of the impact he has on the world. To him, the virtual simulation of a suburban town in Florida and the paid actors living with him are his only concept of reality. Unaware of the eyes constantly watching him 24/7, he still believes he’s just a normal boy living a normal life. Now turning eighteen and on his last year of high school, the corporate gods that control his reality have decided that now was the time to push a “coming of age, romance plot” in order to spice things up for the audience at home. A selection of famous actresses from other shows and movies have entered into the Truman Show with one goal in mind, capture Truman’s heart and land the promising role as his wife in future seasons of the show, thus cementing their status as the ultimate Hollywood Star.
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SCP: Confinement
Loosely based on a web-animation series that is itself loosely based on a popular fictional forum/thread/site about an agency dedicated to collecting and securing monstrosities and anomalies to protect humanity. Your name is Conner, and by all accounts, you’re a pretty normal guy with no discernible qualities about yourself. Really, by all accounts, you would consider yourself to be very tame and average compared to most people. Although, the fact that you have this ability to come back to life in a new body each time you die is concerning, but no cause for alarm. In fact, it’s been very useful so far in terms of being a test guinea pig for experiments regarding dealing with monsters of the killing kind. The SCP Foundation regards you to be a highly valuable asset, at least when they aren’t busy throwing you at certain situations to fix problems up. Besides the constant and revival that happens in your daily life, it’s not all bad. You get to hang out with cute coworkers, you have a few friends who don’t treat you like a lab-rat, and some of the monsters in this hellhole are actually pretty decent once you get to know them after surviving the initial attempts of /devouring/possession/etc. Now you’ve been “promoted” in a sense, to proceed to do a different kind of testing. The kind that may require someone to have a healthy libido, and also not die.
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Sugar-Mommy
You are John Doe, and you hate anyone and everyone who mistakes you as someone under the age of eighteen. After an accident involving a motor scooter, you suffer from stunted growth, which caused you to remain at a short height for a majority of your young adult life. At the ripe age of 23, your body is still only as tall as 5’3”, and your poor face is unable to grow beard hair for selfish reasons that went unexplained by your parents. Somehow, someway, a higher being has taken pity on you and decided to reward your suffering with a totally hot banging Milf lady who likes giving you money if you agree to come over to her house and play with her. Whoring yourself out had never crossed your mind before now, and by golly, you certainly don’t mind one bit.
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Defense Attorney: Turnabout Parody!!!
You just got accused of a crime you didn't commit. Despite not being declared guilty yet, everyone already wants you to hang in the gallows. The jury, the judge, and the media are all on your ass, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. The only hope you have to restore your life back to normal is to get a not guilty verdict. But with everyone out for your blood, you start to doubt it'll be so easy. But don't worry. I believe in you. I know you didn't commit any crimes. I'll do my absolute best to save you. My name is Eliza Hope. Defense Attorney. Parody/Based on Ace Attorney series. Will not follow any actual real life laws or rules, or a realistic jury system.
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I became my own wife.
One day you wake up and see you went back in time, but with a twist you became a girl!
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The Holy Virgin Hero
You are Hero, a young boy destined for greatness. Sought out by the Princess of Aria, Princess Aria, you discover that you are a holy chosen one, born with a potent magic contained in you that is deadly to the touch for all evil and unholy beings. Your semen, that is. A great evil descends upon the land, and the only way to defeat the vile Queen of all Succubus, Queen Succ, is to have sex with her while you're still a virgin. The only catch is that your deadly holy magic semen will only work if you remain a virgin until you get to her. And hoh boy, will that be harder than you think, what with all the new evil monster girls and sexy big titty assassins coming after your dick.
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Memory Parasites
Alien Parasites, based on the Rick and Morty series, have come to fill your mind with false memories and take over the world while doing it. Will you stop them in time, or will you accept this new false reality planted in your mind?
