Parallel Dimension Dating App

To: [email protected]

From: ParallelLovers@%^*&)%)).net

To whom it may concern...

You're probably wondering why you've been sent this email. You've deleted it several times without reading the contents and tried numerous times to get our email address on the spam list. Heck, you even tried to change email addresses once or twice now. There's a reason why we've adamant about reaching out to you, and no, we won't stop until you've actually taken the time to read what we have to offer. This isn't spam, this isn't a virus, and this isn't a prank.

If you've read the entire message properly and then delete the email, we'll stop contacting you.

Finally taking us seriously? Good, because you'll like what you'll see.

Parallel Lovers is a dating app that allows users to request and meet up with other people who match their ideal preferences, with a one-hundred percent guaranteed compatibility match. You enter in the dream woman or man that you wish to hook up with, we scour our databases to find the ideal partner meant for you.

How is this possible? The company Parallel Lovers has access to interdimensional travel, across infinite realities. No, this is not a joke, we are very much real.

If you've got this email, it's because we've studied and deemed you as a person who will never find the girl or boy of your dreams. No matter how hard you try, not even in a million years, you will NEVER find a long-lasting and loving relationship. You will be forever alone or forever stuck in a soul-crushingly empty partnership with a person you don't even like. This is backed by evidence of witnessing multiple different realities of you failing to attain happiness through romance, dying alone or dying a virgin.

We're here to help. With our advanced technology, we can give you the chance to finally let you experience the happiness and romance that you've always desired. Knowing that you'll never find your ideal partner in your own reality, we've got machines linked up to allow you to connect to other realities in an interdimensional gateway so that you can meet up and date others that could never possibly exist before. By letting us help you, you'll be broadening your options of fish in the sea to infinite proportions beyond your wildest imaginations.

Still not convinced? Doubt our words? Doubt our powers? Doubt SCIENCE?!

We can prove it.

While we do not work for free, we do understand that there are realities out there that have not yet discovered the ability to travel to different dimensions. In order to prove that we mean what we say, we have provided a request form below. Simply fill out the form with information about what your ideal dream partner would be or what they would look like. Reply back with the finished form and we'll notify you when we find your ideal partner and work to get you two to have first contact together.

The first visit is always free. When, not if, you become satisfied with your meeting and become convinced of our credibility, we can work out a subscription contract best suited for you as you continue to use our service.

You have nothing to lose in trying out our services, as you don't need to call anyone or download any suspicious files. Simply reply with a complete form, and we'll get to work right away.

If you're still not convinced, you're free to delete this message or block us. This will be our last attempt in reaching out to you, now that you've at least read the contents of this message. We know you're curious enough to try it though.

We hope you enjoy meeting with your dream partner.

You're meant for someone beyond your world,

Perfect Parallels Inc.

Please fill out the form here.

Name:

Sex:

Description of Ideal Partner:

Favorite Personal Fetish: