About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- December 31, 1900
- Location
- Within the timestream of the multiverse.
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Write normal stories or fanfics that's not focused on sex. Mostly romantic comedies. I tend to play video games when I'm not working though.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Fanfics, or just regular stories in general. I prefer obscure works on the internet rather than officially published titles though. Not too many authors have a writing style that I appreciate.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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swingalingadingdong
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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giant venus fly trap
- I write erotica because
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I wanted to test my skills as a writer and see if I can explore boundaries of stories that are outside of my comfort zone. I suck though, so I mask my skill with comedy and story. It's been working well so far.
- In conclusion, I am
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Underaged and looking for hot singles near me. Call my number for a disappointing time, ladies~ 212-479-7990
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Catching up what you’ve already forgotten.
by dead_account
Chapter 3 in The Amnesiac Overlord
“I suppose it’s imperative to have you caught up on the situation to prevent any further confusion.” The doctor said, adjusting her glasses as she sat down nearby. After saving my life again, she waved all the hot model nurses away from the room in order to give us some privac...
3 weeks ago 4,982 Words 105 Likes 9,062 Views -
Actually no, it was a false alarm.
by dead_account
Chapter 10 in The Amnesiac Overlord
"-AAAAAAAACHOO!" I sniffed a bit, "Agh, sorry, that was a big sneeze. Anyway, let's go take a look at this city." I casually walked up to the glass screen take a gander upon the city, not noticing Stacy clutching her heart as she dropped to her knees right next to me, looki...
6 months ago 4,852 Words 76 Likes 3,628 Views -
Love Triangle, except the triangle is actually a big giant octopus shaped labyrinth with dozens of girls. Part 1.
by dead_account
Chapter 25 in The Amnesiac Overlord
I stared at the two girls in front of me. These two, hot, sexy, voluptuous, curvy women as they hugged and rubbed each other sexually looked at me with half-lidded alluring eyes. One was a successful brainiac doctor with tits each the size of my head, the other was a high-s...
7 months ago 4,855 Words 65 Likes 4,127 Views -
Fantasizing about a blowjob while getting a blowjob
by dead_account
Chapter 24 in The Amnesiac Overlord
"That... was amazing..." Stacy complimented while out of breath, still recovering from her epic orgasm. Even when still an amnesiac, her lord was still at the top of his game when it came to foreplay. At the very least, she was proud that she was able to still keep that part a...
7 months ago 3,956 Words 51 Likes 2,461 Views -
A Jealous Wife Watching A Sympathetic Doctor Getting Fingered (Now in 4K HD Bluray)
by dead_account
Chapter 23 in The Amnesiac Overlord
\*CLINK\* "A toast!" Stacy giggled drunkenly, "To good health!" "To newfound love!" Bella added with a slur, her cheeks flushed red just as much as Stacy's. "And for John to not be amnesia anymore!" Stacy finished off. The two girls immediately downed their drinks rig...
7 months ago 7,117 Words 47 Likes 2,383 Views -
Foiled Plans and New Promises to Keep
by dead_account
Chapter 22 in The Amnesiac Overlord
**(AN: Sexy threesome scene coming up in the next chapter, guaranteed! I had to cram, like, two or three chapters into this one single one just to get to the good part and please all you naughty bunch of munchkins out there! Thanks to all the readers who stuck around for this lon...
7 months ago 7,743 Words 54 Likes 2,505 Views -
Pick your poison, literally, figuratively, metaphorically, philosophically, mathematically, empathically, hospitality, fatality, extra-curricular activities-
by dead_account
Chapter 21 in The Amnesiac Overlord
“And after Bella assisted me by convincing her... erm... Investor friend, I spent the next two years creating my dance club empire, where anyone who feels lost and misguided can come to drink their worries away! Thus, the name Lost Lamb!” Pierre finished recounting his entire bac...
7 months ago 5,403 Words 55 Likes 2,170 Views -
Catching up with new and old friends who are hot girls
by dead_account
Chapter 18 in The Amnesiac Overlord
You know, it’s such a weird coincidence that I’d get to meet Bella again after literally having a dream about her just this morning. I wonder if this was some sort of supernatural premonition? That or I’m still in a coma and everything I think about becomes real in some form i...
7 months ago 3,733 Words 53 Likes 2,543 Views -
Classmate Reunion
by dead_account
Chapter 17 in The Amnesiac Overlord
Bella nervously chewed on her slice of pizza as she sat across the table from her date. John Doe, the miracle doctor. John Doe, the beauty surgeon. John Doe, the first man she ever took out on a date for what seems like first time since high school. Compared to him, s...
7 months ago 4,296 Words 62 Likes 2,562 Views -
Meeting an old classmate from highschool.
by dead_account
Chapter 16 in The Amnesiac Overlord
I opened my eyes. Slowly, I rubbed my head as I sat myself up. Huh... it’s weird. Besides that moment when Shelly reminded me about her, I never even thought about Bella at all during my years in college. Strange that I would get a random dream about her all of a sudden....
7 months ago 4,038 Words 70 Likes 2,827 Views -
Prescribed medical techniques to calm the male libido #3: I Love You
by dead_account
Chapter 14 in The Amnesiac Overlord
It's been literally an hour since we started this little 'session' of ours. As I laid there on the bed, moaning to high heaven as I came inside Stacy's mouth for the second time tonight as she was slurping it down like it was cold water in a desert oasis, it struck me that som...
7 months ago 4,992 Words 70 Likes 3,631 Views -
Prescribed medical techniques to calm the male libido #2. Doctor’s Tit-Fuck
by dead_account
Chapter 13 in The Amnesiac Overlord
“Since I’ve already used my hands last time, I guess I might as well do something else in order to spice things up. Repetitive actions lead to desensitized enjoyment, after all.” Stacy gave her cheerful smile once more, as she adjusted her glasses. “Do you have a particular reque...
7 months ago 3,248 Words 72 Likes 4,017 Views -
You're pent up with horny stress. She's more than willing to help you relieve it.
by dead_account
Chapter 11 in The Amnesiac Overlord
This was a horrible mistake and I immediately regret agreeing to this decision. It wasn’t the fact that I had to share the bed with Stacy, no. That part is fine, since not only were we just friends, but the bed was big enough to give us enough space away from each other. Th...
7 months ago 4,897 Words 72 Likes 4,171 Views -
Seeing the City, From the Height of a Megazord
by dead_account
Chapter 9 in The Amnesiac Overlord
Penthouse suite? More like SUPREME PRESIDENTIAL SUITE! OH MY GOD, THIS PLACE LOOKS AMAZING. I rushed inside the suite, putting my hands on top of a railing of a balcony that overlooked the main room, freaking out over each and every little individual thing I could set my eyes...
7 months ago 3,955 Words 75 Likes 3,935 Views -
Elevator Music Can Cure All Tensions
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Chapter 8 in The Amnesiac Overlord
The four of us waited patiently as the elevator slowly took us up to the top floor of the building, letting the elevator music calm us down from the recent fiasco that nearly almost happened. I was awkwardly in between both Parkins and Stacy as I waited, and I couldn’t help bu...
7 months ago 2,342 Words 68 Likes 4,139 Views -
The Suite Life of John and Stacy, Only on Disney Channel
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Chapter 7 in The Amnesiac Overlord
As Stacy Mandel arrived in the lobby of a famous high-society hotel, the clerk behind the counter gave a delighted gasp as she recognized the good doctor. "Ah! Dr. Mandel! I received your call!" The clerk lady cheerfully clapped her hands in excitement, "I've informed our staf...
7 months ago 2,430 Words 84 Likes 4,593 Views -
I really don’t want to get sued, or else I’ll lose my PENTHOUSE
by dead_account
Chapter 5 in The Amnesiac Overlord
“We’re nearly there, okay John?” I was wearing a blindfold for some reason as we drove up to Stacy Mandel’s penthouse apartment. She was driving her car and transporting me over there herself. When I asked why I needed the blindfold, she just gave the same answer as always, th...
7 months ago 3,651 Words 86 Likes 5,723 Views -
A medical blowjob
by dead_account
Chapter 4 in The Amnesiac Overlord
She was a monster, a sexy big titted monster. Her warm mouth sucked my shaft like she was dying from dehydration and only my cock could provide sustenance. I breathed heavily as the nurse continuously bobbed her head on my cock. She held my hands down on the bed, making me hel...
7 months ago 3,073 Words 96 Likes 7,790 Views -
Introduction
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Chapter 1 in The Amnesiac Overlord
It all seemed like a blur, to be honest. I have no idea what the hell just happened to me. One moment, I was driving my parents to my sister's high school graduation ceremony, and the next thing I could remember was some sort of explosion. Some glass from the front panel...
7 months ago 1,449 Words 137 Likes 28,475 Views -
Unfinished chapter
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Chapter 57 in Wet Dreams
The school day passes by quickly enough, fortunately for you. This whole day was an honest mess in your opinion. The self-restraint contained yesterday was non-existent today as almost everyone in school wanted to learn more about your relationship with Tiffany. Between classes...
4 years ago 2,341 Words 65 Likes 6,050 Views
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