About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- November 30, 1981
- Location
- United States of America
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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listen to Gregorian chants on my iPod
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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the backs of cereal boxes
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Semen Spigot
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Tunnel of Love
- I write erotica because
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I have not yet found a genie lamp or wishing stone or other device to let me live out my fantasies.
- In conclusion, I am
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not the droids you are looking for
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Barbie Dahl
by catfish27
Chapter 15 in Megan Makes Some Wishes
Megan said, "Okay, I can help you out, Ms. Dahl. I'm inspired by your name, so... I wish you looked more like a real-life Barbie doll." With that, Ms. Dahl's skin lost its freckles but kept its bronze tan. The layer of fat disappeared as her hourglass figure became more ...
4 years ago 173 Words 12 Likes 3,478 Views -
An Ordinary Afternoon at the Cafe
by catfish27
Chapter 8 in Changing the Rules
The scene was even better than Josh had imagined. The cafe was still mostly recognizable as a cafe -- there was a counter with people wearing aprons behind it busily preparing coffee drinks, a few people standing around waiting for their orders, a couple of people standing in...
4 years ago 1,001 Words 55 Likes 12,936 Views -
Going to Homeroom
by catfish27
Chapter 14 in Megan Makes Some Wishes
Megan's high heels tapped on the carpeted hallway floor. Original Megan, still a passenger inside her brain, noted that it looked less like a school and more like someone had put lockers inside a fancy hotel corridor. She did end up going to her homeroom, opening the door and...
4 years ago 319 Words 11 Likes 1,714 Views -
All the Pussies in the World? Seriously?
by catfish27
Chapter 9 in Your omnipotent girlfriend
"All the pussies in the world?" you repeat, a bit bewildered. "I don't have to read your mind to know you're picturing a harem," Ava responds. "But, no, silly, not like _that,_ like this." Suddenly, none of the women you can see are wearing pants. Or skirts. Or dresses. Or...
5 years ago 730 Words 91 Likes 22,656 Views -
It Doesn't Make You Male
by catfish27
Chapter 8 in Population Control
You suddenly find yourself propped up in a hospital bed, dressed in a hospital gown, still female, and with your belly swollen. The space is made from curtains and flimsy-looking walls. There's no window. The ceiling is high above you. The floor is glossy wood and has a red "RS"...
5 years ago 467 Words 18 Likes 4,015 Views -
Try to Change Back
by catfish27
Chapter 7 in Population Control
You quickly type into the holographic screen, "100% of people named John Doe are male." It appears to change nothing. You have a sinking feeling in your stomach as you realize what the issue may be. Looking through the contacts, your own contact card lists the name "Caitlin Do...
5 years ago 245 Words 23 Likes 4,666 Views -
Try to Improve Your Chances
by catfish27
Chapter 6 in Population Control
Maybe you just need to improve your chances for a date. "What percentage of world population is female?" you type, moving your fingers across the holographic screen of the app, and the answer comes back: 49.6%. You type, "60% of the world's population is female." You've bee...
5 years ago 306 Words 26 Likes 5,226 Views -
Figuring Out Your Life
by catfish27
Chapter 5 in Population Control
A pop-up on your screen announces your stop, just as a chime and a pleasant female voice does so on the train's public-address system. Apparently, this futuristic train got you here faster than the one in the previous reality. You grab your bag and get up, along with several doze...
5 years ago 309 Words 37 Likes 6,582 Views -
Creating the Future
by catfish27
Chapter 4 in Population Control
A rumble in your stomach reminds you that you haven't eaten since lunch. You'll either have to stop and get some dinner on the way home from the train station, or make something once you get home, and neither option seems particularly attractive. The first thought that crosses...
5 years ago 361 Words 44 Likes 7,177 Views -
Yes, You're Bigger
by catfish27
Chapter 3 in Population Control
You can literally feel the contents of your underwear growing larger, and it's not just an erection, although that's certainly happening, too, with the excitement. It starts tenting your pants, and you reach to get your backpack from the floor to put on your lap temporarily -- bu...
5 years ago 186 Words 41 Likes 7,375 Views -
Stay on the Train, Make a Minor Change
by catfish27
Chapter 2 in Population Control
You take one more quick look around the train car at the noticeable busts on all the women, but decide that a little more variety is the spice of life. You opt to undo the change you made to breast size, deciding you'll try something else later. That doesn't stop you from expe...
5 years ago 260 Words 42 Likes 8,086 Views -
It's the Principal
by catfish27
Chapter 13 in Megan Makes Some Wishes
"Mrs. Byrd, what a pleasant surprise," said Megan, smiling at the principal. Even with her dark skin, it was clear that Lavinia Byrd was red in the face. "Listen, young lady, I-I don't care what kind of magic you possess --" "I wish you could only talk in a sexy voice," Meg...
5 years ago 301 Words 26 Likes 2,578 Views -
Studio Renovations & Statue Alterations
by catfish27
Chapter 12 in Megan Makes Some Wishes
Megan glanced over at the statue of Mr. Daniels, then back at Arthur's cock. "I do want to get out of here and make some changes to the rest of the school," she said, "but you deserve more than just a titfuck." At that, Mr. Daniels returned to the living with a gasp, as Megan...
6 years ago 416 Words 16 Likes 3,036 Views -
Improving Arthur
by catfish27
Chapter 11 in Megan Makes Some Wishes
"I wish..." Megan trailed off as she deliberately walked heavily around to the front of the anchor desk, her platform boots loudly tapping on the floor, keeping her eyes on Arthur. He glanced over at the statue that had once been a teacher. She leaned against the desk and fini...
6 years ago 524 Words 19 Likes 3,204 Views -
Now for the Real News
by catfish27
Chapter 10 in Megan Makes Some Wishes
"It's my 18th birthday," said Megan, "and you're all going to get the presents. Now that I'm 18, it turns out, all my wishes come true. Oh, I guess I should start with this -- I wish no one would freak out or anything about the fact I have magic powers, like everyone just sees it...
6 years ago 457 Words 16 Likes 3,324 Views -
The High School of Megan's Dreams
by catfish27
Chapter 9 in Megan Makes Some Wishes
Original Megan had thought her family's mansion was palatial, but the high school in this reality literally looked like a palace. It was thanks to multiple wishes that this version of Megan had asked her mother to make, of course -- with her magically-enhanced looks and popularit...
6 years ago 635 Words 9 Likes 3,084 Views -
Different Start - John Doe Gets the Power to Alter Reality
by catfish27
Chapter 2 in Generic CHYOA Story
The object was sitting on the table with a Post-It note attached that said "Use This to Change Reality!" "Huh," said John Doe as he picked up the object and looked around the coffee shop where people are always leaving reality-altering objects. "Uh... I wish all the baristas h...
6 years ago 615 Words 8 Likes 2,070 Views -
Adding Rules for More Power
by catfish27
Chapter 8 in The Rulebook
Inspired by what Kat had just said, Jeff grabbed the rulebook. "What -- what are you doing?" Kat asked. "I just need to make some notes," he said. Of course, he was actually writing additions to the rules for the Federal Department of Female Bodies. _Old Rule: Using indi...
6 years ago 397 Words 40 Likes 7,704 Views -
On to Her Pussy!
by catfish27
Chapter 7 in The Rulebook
Jeff withdrew from Kat's breasts and announced, "Okay, it's time for the genital inspection." "No, please, I-I'm so close," Kat whimpered. "Take off your panties, please," Jeff ordered. Kat started pulling on one of her own nipples with one hand as she yanked her underwe...
6 years ago 493 Words 24 Likes 7,867 Views -
Your Female Roommate, Now Looking a Lot Better
by catfish27
Chapter 4 in MotherBoard
Your jaw drops. In the kitchen of your apartment, standing at the counter, sucking a smoothie through a straw, is your roommate Emily. At least, you assume it's Emily. She's at least 50 pounds lighter, most of that missing from her midsection to give her an hourglass figure. Bare...
7 years ago 349 Words 65 Likes 22,628 Views
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