What does Jeff do now?

Adding Rules for More Power

Inspired by what Kat had just said, Jeff grabbed the rulebook.

"What -- what are you doing?" Kat asked.

"I just need to make some notes," he said. Of course, he was actually writing additions to the rules for the Federal Department of Female Bodies.

Old Rule: Using indistinguishable-from-magic technology that is only available to the FDFB, FBI agents have the power to alter women in any way they can imagine merely with their voices. This technology was introduced only a few months ago.

Old Rule: FBI agents can tell how a woman has been altered by other FBI agents, and will only rarely reverse or otherwise change existing alterations, out of professional courtesy.

Jeff figured that would cover what he wanted to do, and he closed the rulebook and put it down. Kat was still sitting on the floor. "Would you stand up again, please?" he asked. "We need to discuss your alterations."

"Okay," said Kat, a little tentatively.

As she stood up, Jeff was impressed that somehow he knew what had been done to her. "Did the FBI agent at your doctor's office explain everything he altered?"

"It's just kind of a standard list for 18-year-olds, right?"

"Correct, although since you were already in good health, you didn't need everything on that list -- just the various disease immunities, some internal things like getting rid of your appendix, and I assume you're enjoying the digestive system and menstrual cycle upgrades."

"Well, it's nice not having cramps anymore, but I'm still not used to eating as much as my body wants me to eat now."

"But it's nice knowing that you're not gonna get fat, right?" Jeff grinned, and Kat returned the smile. Jeff continued, "I think you know what alteration I need to give you," and he could feel something extra in his voice as he said, "You have no body hair except scalp, eyebrows, and eyelashes."

Kat inhaled in surprise as she looked down to see her unshaven pubic hair appear to retract, leaving behind only smooth skin. She tentatively ran a hand across her now-bald pubic mound.

She looked back up at Jeff. "Was that everything? That -- that was the only way I didn't meet the female body standards, right?"

"Are you asking for another alteration?"

Kat nodded. "Um, so I know you take your job seriously, and you're not a genie, but I wish..."