Master PC: Celebrity Edition

The program was opened: Master PC. It asked for a name. The user entered a name, and a profile came up. He looked at the menu. He could change the person's body and mind. There was a drop down menu where he could alter the person's height, weight, measurements, and physiology such as bladder control, gas production, metabolism, etc.

The user smiled, cracked his knuckles and went to work.