Chapters tagged sexie genie

by Beast79

Chapter 4

Xander ran Anya's words thru his mind one more time and he was still stuck on something she had said, "Um, what do you mean improve the female student body?" Anya leaned towards him, whispering into his ear. "I mean if you decide that all the girls in your school should be a cer...

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Chapter 6

"There is always a catch." Xander mumbled to himself. "It's the Hellmouth. There is always something that's going to go wrong. I don't know what it is or where it is but something somewhere is going to go wrong." Xander palmed his face. "Buuuut, having said that... that's no rea...

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Chapter 8

Xander stared at his new blank slate and was aware that he now had to make some major decisions. He couldnt just turn this new girl loose without building something for her to fall back on because as of right now she had no family, no history, no home, no nothing. Not even her ow...

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Chapter 6

"Ok." Xander clapped his hands together. "A wish. A wish just for me." "Yes sir?" Anya asked. "What do you wish?" "Keep it simple stupid." Xander reminded himself. "You said... uh.... The female student body, huh?" "The whole of the female population in Sunnydale." Anya remind...

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Chapter 7

"Can you stop evil?" Xander asked after awhile, giving Anya at least five minutes of silence to work her magic. "All evil?" Anya slowly shook her head. "Its something all humanity and other species is capable of. I couldnt possibly change a fundamental aspect of life." Xander s...

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Chapter 7

"Just one more thing..." Xander looked at his magic Genie and raised an eyebrow, "yeah?" "How do you want to handle the knowledge of boob growth getting out?" Anya asked. "Say what now?" Xander asked. "Well, if I include the entire female population of Sunnydale, including tr...

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Chapter 5

The answer to the ressurection question was easy to answer. Jesse. His brother from another mother. One of the three amigos that had been the 'we hate Cordelia club' in middle school. His bro. He just had one concern. "Uh, Anya, is there anyway I can check and see if the person...

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Chapter 8

"Okay." Xander thought fast. "Okay. I wish Kendra had a close call like Buffy. She died. But only for a moment. She was revived. So Kendra is still a Slayer, Faith is still a Slayer, and Buffy is also a Slayer. There are now three active Slayers." And the world changed. Giles n...

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Chapter 10

"This.... this is...." Kendra stated at the store that Faith had brought her to and was almost afraid to step inside. Faith grinned at her fellow slayer. She waved a hand at the only adult store in Sunnydale. "You got two choices, K. You can either ride X into the ground or buy...

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Chapter 5

There was no lightbulb over his head but Xander was having the idea of ideas. Now how to word his wish. "I wish that Darla, the vampire who killed my friend Jesse..." he tried to think thru what he wanted and what would be needed to make it happen, "was cursed to turn into a bi...

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Chapter 6

"God damn it all to hell." Xander groaned as he remembered the new past. Bimbo Vampire Darla had sounded like a good idea... and then the Hellmouth had to come crashing into his fantasy and ruin it. There were some plus sides to it. He got Jesse back, alive and well. He got to...

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Chapter 5

"So, we agree? On the changes?" "Yeah." Cordelia nodded and turned her head. Xander joined her in looking at Anya the sexie genie who stood silently at the end of the closet they were in, forbidden from speaking if she was going to cause trouble. The fact that she hadnt said a...

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Chapter 8

"So who is the new girl?" Harmony bobbed her head at Anya. "Anya." Cordelia answered as Anya was still walking behind her in a shell shocked stupor with resting bitch face. "She showed up like... a month ago? I think." "Whats her deal? Who shit in her cereal?" Harmony faux gagg...

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Chapter 9

Class was boring. So very boring. All she wanted to do was brain storm ideas for wishes and instead she had to listen to Mr. Alcala go through the motions of trying to teach Spanish. Harmony sitting next to her and whispering every other minute wasn't helping. It made the last cl...

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Chapter 12

He waited a whole two minutes after getting to the safety of his own bedroom before deciding to make a wish. Xander considered it a personal victory that he had the self control to wait that long. Of course now he was struck by the gact that he didnt know how to summon his Genie...

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Chapter 14

"And what have you been up to, hmmm?" Cordelia raised an imperious eyebrow at him. "Protection." Xander answered. Cordelia stuttered for a second and then excitedly clapped her hands, "That's a great idea. Smart thinking, Xander. I definitely don't want to end up pregnant befor...

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Chapter 15

"Ok. Before I forget. I wish that I can't get Cordelia pregnant." Xander looked from Cordelia to Anya. Anya did the I Dream of Jeannie head bob and blink to grant the wish. Cordelia poked him, "I wish that Xander couldn't get any woman pregnant. And that he can get me pregnant...

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Chapter 16

"Wow." Xander mumbled as he watched Cordelia step to Anya, take the smaller woman in her toned arms, tilt Anya's head back and then kiss her. "Wow." Xander half believed he was living in a dream as he watched his girlfriend Cordelia dressed in a very over sexualized cheerleading...

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Chapter 20

"Huh." Cordelia blinked in stupefied astonishment. Xander shrugged. "I mean...." Cordelia gestured around to convey her bafflement, "I didnt expect that." "Yeah." Xander nodded his head. "Faith is a submissive." Cordelia slowly nodded her head. "Okay. Big strong butch slayer...

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Chapter 22

"Why would you ask that?" Cordelia quirked her brow. "I mean..." Xander rolled his eyes, "Its trite but we could be wishing for world peace, feeding the hungry, ending crime, housing the homeless..." "Thats so beautiful. Thats why i love you. God, you care about - really care a...