As the Muppets said: Moving right along

"And what have you been up to, hmmm?" Cordelia raised an imperious eyebrow at him.

"Protection." Xander answered.

Cordelia stuttered for a second and then excitedly clapped her hands, "That's a great idea. Smart thinking, Xander. I definitely don't want to end up pregnant before I make it big in Hollywood."

Xander goggled for a second and then slowly raised a hand for her to stop. "Ummm, no. Not exactly. Although, lets keep that in mind for later. It was more along the lines of making sure no one could find out about our... new special friend and her ability. According to Giles the Watchers can't find Vengeance Demons 'wishes' normally and they have no way to look for Genies in general. I used a wish just to make sure that Giles and the Watchers will never find out about our special friend and her ability and try to take her from us or kill us for her."

Cordelia blanched and nodded her head, "Yeah. T-that's probably better than just hoping no one notices."

"I was also thinking about how to word a wish for, y'know, slayer like powers to keep us from getting killed by vampires." Xander then pointed a finger at Anya, "But then she showed up in the Genie outfit and... well... my brain derailed for a minute."

Anya and Cordelia giggled and smiled.

"So I asked for the ability to tell my dick what to do. No more 'it's got a mind of it's own' for me. Boners only when I say so."

Cordelia turned from smiling to smirking. With an exaggerated swagger she swivel hipped her way over to Xander and leaned against his side, pressing her breasts into him, she traced a hand from his belt buckle down. "Is that so?"

Red in the face and with wide eyes Xander made the decision to stay limp as Cordelia traced her fingertips across his crotch.

Cordelia let out a slow whistle, "Wow. Aren't you just Mr. Self Control. Not even a semi. I'm impressed."

Xander swallowed and fought to get his face under control. He knew he had to blushing. Best to shift the topic.

"So, uhm, thought's ab-about protection? Or having super powers like Buffy?"

Cordelia rolled her eyes and patted his crotch before raising her hands and looping them around his waist. "I think it's fine. Just, y'know, make sure there aren't any drawbacks. I don't need weirdo dreams like Buffy, or being strong enough to accidently rip your dick off when I'm giving you a handie."

"Good call" Xander wrapped a hand around her waist, "I was also thinking about upgrading our sense of sight, sound and smell. Something like the Primal possession from two years ago. Just without the enforced stupidity and attempted ****."

"Better add touch to that list." Anya chipped in. "A good lover knows juuust how to touch. Not too soft, not too strong, but just the right amount of ****. Makes all the difference in playing with someone's sensitive spots." Anya magically adjusted her top. The outfit went from the standard I dream of Jeannie top to a Frazetta inspired top. Which was bronze ovals contoured to the shape of her breasts engraved with an X, and only enough metal to cover the area around the nipple, stuck on by magic as there wasn't anything attached to the bronze to hold it there on her breasts.

Cordelia beamed at Anya and then looked up at Xander, "What she said."

Xander had to fight to look away from Anya's boobs and turn his head to look at Cordelia. "Are there any other ideas you were thinking about?"

Cordelia shrugged, "Might want to have a heart to heart with Faith about you and her."

"Me have the heart to heart or you have the heart to heart?" Xander clarified.

Cordelia sucked in her lower lip and nibbled it, "Probably better for me to do it. Girl talk and all. Unless you just want to wish her to tell the truth. That might be eaiser."

Xander nodded, "Yeah, but I don't what to wish for every little thing. Just... we dont need to wish for the little stuff that... well... no. Wait." Xander frowned. There were a ton of little things he wanted that it would be easier just to wish for. Cordelia forgiving him was from a certain point of view was small stuff. "Ok. So... I don't want to become dependent on wishing. Is the thing."

"Sure." Cordelia nodded.

"Money solves most problems." Anya observed. "If you were a billionaire you wouldn't have to wish for much beyond the big things."

Cordelia snorted "She's not wrong. I didn't really have to worry about anything until Daddy got into trouble with the I.R.S. Thanks for fixing that, again. Being rich makes a lot of the day to day worries normal people have go away. My biggest problem was whether to go riding or not before going to the Bronze and whether or not I had a cute date to the Bronze that night."

"Cordy, I dont think we need to worry about your horse."

"But I love Keanu." Cordelia grabbed Xander's hand and placed it on her ass, "And you love the way my ass looks in my Equestrian Breeches."

Xander nodded enthusiastically and squeezed Cordelia's ass. "I do indeed."

Anya interjected, "So which wish am I granting?"