Chapters tagged reality warping

by Beast79

Chapter 6

"Ok." Xander clapped his hands together. "A wish. A wish just for me." "Yes sir?" Anya asked. "What do you wish?" "Keep it simple stupid." Xander reminded himself. "You said... uh.... The female student body, huh?" "The whole of the female population in Sunnydale." Anya remind...

by Beast79

Chapter 7

"Can you stop evil?" Xander asked after awhile, giving Anya at least five minutes of silence to work her magic. "All evil?" Anya slowly shook her head. "Its something all humanity and other species is capable of. I couldnt possibly change a fundamental aspect of life." Xander s...

by Beast79

Chapter 7

"Just one more thing..." Xander looked at his magic Genie and raised an eyebrow, "yeah?" "How do you want to handle the knowledge of boob growth getting out?" Anya asked. "Say what now?" Xander asked. "Well, if I include the entire female population of Sunnydale, including tr...

by Beast79

Chapter 6

"You want my 2 cents?" Jesse asked. Xander nodded his head, "Yeah, sure, man." "Dude, Ms. Calendar all the way. Thise other teo are fine females but not exactly easy, y'know?" Xander got slightly offended, "Hey, Ms. Calendar wasn't easy." "Take it easy." Jesse held up his han...

by Beast79

Chapter 5

There was no lightbulb over his head but Xander was having the idea of ideas. Now how to word his wish. "I wish that Darla, the vampire who killed my friend Jesse..." he tried to think thru what he wanted and what would be needed to make it happen, "was cursed to turn into a bi...

by Beast79

Chapter 6

"God damn it all to hell." Xander groaned as he remembered the new past. Bimbo Vampire Darla had sounded like a good idea... and then the Hellmouth had to come crashing into his fantasy and ruin it. There were some plus sides to it. He got Jesse back, alive and well. He got to...

by Beast79

Chapter 41

"Goddamn it all..." Xander sighed and regretfully resigned himself to doing what he didnt want to do. He was going to make a wish to figure this all out and he was using the wishes far to often for his liking. "I wish I knew what to do here." Xander looked at Buffy, Joyce and F...

by Beast79

Chapter 29

"Okay. Here we go." Xander said as he grabbed the door handle. "Wait, wait, wait!" Cordelia grabbed his hands. "Cordy?" Cordelia smiled at him and closing her eyes she spoke, "I wish that the necklace I'm wearing is actually a collar and leash. I wish that every person knows t...

by Beast79

Chapter 30

Xander took a second before he opened the door and looked at the leash in his hands and then back at his gorgeous girlfriend. Things were pretty great but they could be better, he just had to finesse the situation a bit. "I wish Cordelia's collar and leash were made of something...

by Beast79

Chapter 31

"I am so so sooo jealous." Harmony pouted, her hands reaching for her throat. Looking longingly at the collar and leash on Cordelia. She kept approaching and stopped barely a foot away. Xander and Cordelia stared at Harmony and the new massive breasts that their wishes had cause...

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Chapter 13

Cordelia very rarely had to wonder what was going thru peoples minds. Mainly because she didnt care. But after seeing what her wish did to Willow and Buffy.... Well, mainly just Willow, she did have to wonder what the redhead was thinking. Buffy's changes were almost boring. She...

by Beast79

Chapter 16

Cordelia just couldnt help but sigh. It appeared that whatever else was going to happen that there was going to be a rivalry between the two slayers. Two girls fighting to see who was the bigger badder bitch. Cordelia looked at her own rival. Harmony. Best friend and worst enemy...

by Beast79

Chapter 5

"I wish that Cordelia Chase had a body just like Amy Yip when she was in Sex and Zen." Xander wished. "With bigger boobs." Cordelia hissed before he had wven finished. "But with bigger boobs." Xander added as he gave Anya a wish and the New Genie got to work making the wish a r...

by Beast79

Chapter 13

"Okay. Okay, I know what to do." Xander said. He looked at Cordelia and then looked at the frozen in time Fred. "I wish that in a minute Fred would unfreeze and that everyone here, me, you and Fred; could have a completely calm, unemotional discussion about the situation and tha...

by Beast79

Chapter 3

Xander looked from his frozen in time maybe sorta kinda girlfriend and then to his magic genie. "It will be no bother, Master." Anya wiggled her fingers at Cordelia, "Say the words and I make her breasts larger." Xander blew out a breath and slowly nodded his head. "I know I sh...

by Beast79

Chapter 5

"Nope, nope, nope." Xander shook his head. Anime proportions just didnt look right on real people. The face was wrong as her eyes were too big, made worse by her nose being too small. Her mouth was also made smaller while her lips had plumped up into a cupids bow. And maybe her...