Dang it

"God damn it all to hell." Xander groaned as he remembered the new past.

Bimbo Vampire Darla had sounded like a good idea... and then the Hellmouth had to come crashing into his fantasy and ruin it.

There were some plus sides to it. He got Jesse back, alive and well. He got to loose his virginity one truly amazing night that would live forever in his memories. He'd also had his first threesome. And he wasnt the only man besides Jesse to enjoy the bimbo cursed Darla, Giles seemed more relaxed after he had done some 'private testing' with Darla to see what exactly her bimbo curse had done to her. He probably should have wished Jeese had the energy and endurance to keep up with Bimbo Vampire Darla as she seemed unsatisfied a lot of the time and Jesse seemed exhausted.

The bad outcome did tend to outweigh the good tho. Bimbo Vampire Darla had drawn in Angel because of course it had what with their history together. And Angel being Angel he had fucked it all up by fucking Darla 'in a moment of weakness'. Of course. Which released the ever so wonderful Angelus on to an unexpecting Sunnydale.

And for some reason Buffy wasnt throwing a fit about Angel cheating on her. She was being 'understanding' about him fucking around. She also wasnt snapping into Slayer mode and trying to slay the out of control Angelus. There was something seriously wrong with Buffy...

It was time for Xander to do something about the situation. The body count was getting up there. The question was how?

He smirked as he got a wicked idea.

"I wish that any vampire that has had or will have sex with Darla will share in her Bimbo curse. Turning any vampire into another bimbo thats unable to harm anyone. Huge boobs, tiny waist, big pussy, giant ass, long legs, hyperactive sex drive, sexy voice, only being able to wear sexy porn clothes."

Xander laughed long and hard as reality was changed.

Angelus might be loose in the world but he was trapped in a bimbo body that could not harm a fly as they were now too busy trying to get fucked. Angelus didnt have time to go on a **** rampage as she spent all of her time trying to entice random guys into fucking her now.

Xander had to laugh at how things changed. Now Buffy was furious about the whole Angelus situation. Now she was trying to make sure that Angelus was contained and locked up away from an unsuspecting populace. Save everyone from being killed? She'll chance it. Some random guy is going to fuck Bimbo Angelus? Not on her watch.

Xander had to admit that Bimbo Angelus was prettty sexy. Kinda like the porn star Jeanna Fine. Only with huger boobs, smaller waist and a more bubbly butt.

Damn, Xander had to shake his head, the urge to fuck Angelus was rising. He'd already fucked Angelus over one way, what was fucking Angelus over another?