The Aesthetic of Evil

"Can you stop evil?" Xander asked after awhile, giving Anya at least five minutes of silence to work her magic.

"All evil?" Anya slowly shook her head. "Its something all humanity and other species is capable of. I couldnt possibly change a fundamental aspect of life."

Xander sighed, "Figures." He gave a wry grin, "Too much to hope that we could solve all the worlds evils."

"I can do many things but not alter the nature of evil."

Xander quirked an eyebrow, "What can you do to evil?"

"All evil?" Anya asked.

"All evil." Xander nodded.

Anya chewed on her lower lip before blowing out a big breath. "I'm not sure. I suppose I could make evil obvious?"

"How so?"

Anya furrowed her brow, "I suppose I could strip away the disguises evil uses. Like the normal faces my fellow Justice Demons use to be among humans. Its hard to appear normal and innocent when your demonic visage is frightening. The same for vampires, I could strip away their normal appearance and **** the deformed demonic appearance to be their only face."

"Huh." Xander bobbed his head. "Its a start." He thought back to what he had already wished for today and a bad idea began to form in his head. "Okay, but what if you could make evil look ridiculous and that ridiculousness would be obviously evil?"

"How so?"

"Ok, remember how I made the bimbo wish earlier? But I didnt want super crazy looking bimbos?"

"Yes." Anya said with hesitation.

"What if we made evil look bimbo but without the restraint. Like full on Jessica Rabbit or Anime girl cartoon porn proportions. Something obviously not human."

Anya peered at him for a minute and with a slow nod of her head said, "You have issues."

Xander stopped and shrugged, "Yeah, so?"

Anya shrugged. "Just mentioning it."

"So can you do it?"

"Make every person and everybeing that is evil appear as a cartoonish caricature of a top heavy bimbo?"

"Yes." Xander said with a nod. "It'll cut down on the hunting for evil if they have a noticable look to them. Its not exactly a giant red flag but a six foot three inch tall woman with gravity defying M cup balloon boobs with a size zero waist and longer than long legs will do in a pinch."

"Should everyone be aware of this sudden shift in gender and proportions? Or would you prefer this to be a subtle change. Or just the way its always been?"

Xander grimaced, "And have the many formerly male demons and whatnot come after us if we get found out? No dice. Lets keep the only people aware of this change to you and me."

Anya considered and gave Xander a measuring look, "You are aware that this will change Angel. The body does belong to Aneglus and is thus evil."

Xander quirked a grin and said with false innocence. "Really? Why the thought never even crossed my mind."

"You dont want him excluded from the wish?"

"And let people be taken in unaware of what Angelus is?" Xander shook his head. "Lets not tempt fate."

"If you're ready, I'm ready." Anya said with resigned bemusement.

"I wish that every evil being looked like a cartoonishly over the top bimbo woman, making regular people distrustful of women with such outrageous proportions. Only we two should be aware of this change and who did it." Xander smirked.

"So be it." Anya bowed her head and worked her magic.

Xander felt a momentary feeling of static electricity pass thru him. When it was gone he found himself with two sets of memories. Both were pretty similar, the onky change being the looks of certain parties involved in various events.

Xander stopped reviewing his memories and let out an amused, "Huh."

"What?" Anya asked as she sat down to rest.

"Our Mayor is a bimbo now. A really, really big breasted one." Xander frowned.

"Well thats not good." Anya observed.