Duh

"So, we agree? On the changes?"

"Yeah." Cordelia nodded and turned her head.

Xander joined her in looking at Anya the sexie genie who stood silently at the end of the closet they were in, forbidden from speaking if she was going to cause trouble. The fact that she hadnt said a word in four or five minutes wasnt a good sign.

"I wish the Cordelia Chase had, as of today, finally grown into a body that was 5' 10" which naturally maintained itself at peak physical condition, 12 to 15 % body fat, no leg hair or under arm hair, blemish free skin and-" he looked down at Cordelia who looked up at him and mouthed the words along with him, " close set 32E breasts with puffy areola and nipples."

Xander didnt dare to blink as before his eyes Cordelia shifted around and grew in size. The first thing to notice was the fact that she was now eye to eye with him. And as he pulled back to give her a look over he couldnt help but whistle as her new boobs were indeed awesome. He absently noticed the bicep definition had increased, as well as the hips and thighs and... rather than crane his head to check out her ass he held up a hand and spun a finger around.

With a laugh Cordelia did an about face and then bent over, presenting him her ass. She gave a giggle as she reached back and spanked her own newer rounder ass.

"Wow."

Cordelia righted herself and spent a second looking herself over. Flexing her muscles and trying out different poses.

Xander shook his head. Cordelia just went from hot to legendary smoke show.

Xander grimaced, and he here he was just your average schlub. Nothing special about him. Nothing to interest a hot girl. Like Cordy or.... Xander shook his head as he didn't want to dwell on that thought.

Clearing his throat he smiled as Cordelia looked at him with eyebrows raised in question.

"Happy?"

She smiled and nodded her head and bounced up and down excitedly. "Perfect."

Xander blinked as he tried to get his head back together after watching Cordy's new boobs bounce. "So, um, so, uh..."

Cordelia snickered and bounced again. Xander averted his eyes. "Evil woman. Foul temptress."

"Your temptress." Cordelia teased.

Nodding in agreement Xander broached the subject he had just thought of. "So, um, is there anything you want me to change about me? Any place where I don't measure up?"

Cordelia stared and then slowly looked him up and down "Why would you ask that? What brought this on?"

Xander gestured to her, "We did just overhaul, y'know, you."

Cordy narrowed her eyes. "No." She shook her head, "Hmmm, not only that." She stared at his eyes, "You... you dont like something about your body."

"Cordy..." he raised his hands and gestured helplessly. "I'm me. You are you even if you're more you than you were before. And I wasnt even worthy of dating the you from before. Something you mentioned to me once or twice"

"Xander." Cordelia shook her head. "Idiot. If i wanted the hottest guy i would get the hottest guy. I want you. I got you. Hottest guys won't fight Frankenstein monsters to save my life. And i might have been pms-ing and being a bitch when I said whatever I said about you and your body."

"Ok. Point. But is there anything about me that you want changed? Made bigger?" Xander tried to ask nonchalantly.

Cordelia blinked and the slowly looked down. At his crotch. "Why do you ask? Did someone make you think you needed to be bigger? The swim team speedo might be the closest I've come to seeing Little Xander in person but he seemed big enough then."

Xander sighed. He didn't want to talk about this but he brought it up and it was useless to beat around the bush with Cordy or hope that she would forget and not nag him about it. There probably wasnt a way for him to talk about this without embarrassment, it was foolish to think he could have tried to end run his humiliation.

"Two days ago, while we were broken up and not speaking to each other," he started, seeing Cordy nod in recognition Xander continued on, "I, uh, had a little adventure with Faith. There was zombies and the blue women and a whole thing happened. And i kinda saved Faith's life. And then she took me back to her motel room. And then... things progressed and, um, five minutes later she threw me out in just my boxer shorts."

Cordelia canted her head to the side and narrowed her eyes. "So you fucked Faith?"

Xander blushed, "Faith fucked me. I think its more a case of Faith used me as a stand in for a vibrator. If that makes any sense."

Cordelia smiled involuntarily. Excitedly she asked, "Was it hot? Faith is one hot bitch so I hope at least it was hot?"

"Ummmm." Xander took a second to process that. Old Cordelia would have skinned him alive for cheating. New Cordelia who was into open relationships and also apparently women was taking some getting used to. Xander shrugged, "I mean, yeah. It was. It was just... wham, bang, thank you Xand. It was exciting but I didn't... you know... finish?"

Cordelia gaped, "Did Faith cum?"

Xander rolled his eyes, "How would i know? She could have been faking it and just wanted to get me out of her room faster."

Cordelia reached out and put her hands on his chest, rubbing soothingly, "Poor Xander." She shook her head, "And did Faith say something to make you think that... Little Xander was too little?"

Putting his hands on Cordy's hips Xander murmurred, "I'm a guy Cordy, we all worry about not being big enough and not being any good at 'IT'. Only guys like John Holmes and Mandingo dont worry about it."

Cordelia tittered, "It being sex?"

Xander hissed. "Yesss."

"And would changing somethings make you feel better?"

Xander shrugged.

"Kinda how I felt about getting a boob job. I didn't know if it would make me feel better but you aren't sure it won't make you feel better either." Cordelia patted his chest. Then let a hand drift downward, with a sly smile she asked, "Sssso if you were to grow bigger how big would you want to get? Nine inches? Ten? MORE?"

Xander tried not to yelp as Cordelia, through his jeans, cupped his balls in her hand. "Oh Boy."

"C'mon, tell me how big do you think Little Xander should be?" Cordelia jiggled his balls.

Gulping Xander tried to think clearly. "No such thing as too big, Cordy. It could drag on the ground and some guys would think it too small."

"And no girl wants to have a broken vagina." She smirked and carefully caressed his package. "Big is sometimes TOO big. Sometimes it's-"

"Please don't talk about the motion of the ocean and not the size of the ship. I think getting tossed out on the street in my undies shows my strength is not in... ocean motion." Xander clamped his eyes shut at the badly phrased admission.

Cordelia shifted her hand and grabbed the erection Xander was sporting. "Doesn't feel too small to me. And ocean motion gets better with practice. You were a virgin of course it was going to be over quickly."

"Cordy." Xander whimpered as she gently squeezed.

"I dunno" Cordelia carefully squeezed up and down Xander's penis as she bit her lower lip, "feels like a good six or seven inches. I may not have a ruler but that seems above average at least." She released him and then ran her pointer finger up one side and then down the other, "Pretty girthy too."

"Oh sweet baby jesus." Xander gasped.

"Maybe, before we supersize Little Xander I should take him for a test drive and see how he preforms?" Cordelia smiled at him and cocked an eyebrow at him.