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You can do that? by Beast79

Chapter 4

Xander ran Anya's words thru his mind one more time and he was still stuck on something she had said, "Um, what do you mean improve the female student body?" Anya leaned towards him, whispering into his ear. "I mean if you decide that all the girls in your school should be a cer...

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A little test by Beast79

Chapter 6

"There is always a catch." Xander mumbled to himself. "It's the Hellmouth. There is always something that's going to go wrong. I don't know what it is or where it is but something somewhere is going to go wrong." Xander palmed his face. "Buuuut, having said that... that's no rea...

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Time for Backstory by Beast79

Chapter 8

Xander stared at his new blank slate and was aware that he now had to make some major decisions. He couldnt just turn this new girl loose without building something for her to fall back on because as of right now she had no family, no history, no home, no nothing. Not even her ow...

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Improve the scenery by Beast79

Chapter 6

"Ok." Xander clapped his hands together. "A wish. A wish just for me." "Yes sir?" Anya asked. "What do you wish?" "Keep it simple stupid." Xander reminded himself. "You said... uh.... The female student body, huh?" "The whole of the female population in Sunnydale." Anya remind...

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The Aesthetic of Evil by Beast79

Chapter 7

"Can you stop evil?" Xander asked after awhile, giving Anya at least five minutes of silence to work her magic. "All evil?" Anya slowly shook her head. "Its something all humanity and other species is capable of. I couldnt possibly change a fundamental aspect of life." Xander s...

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Just one more thing by Beast79

Chapter 7

"Just one more thing..." Xander looked at his magic Genie and raised an eyebrow, "yeah?" "How do you want to handle the knowledge of boob growth getting out?" Anya asked. "Say what now?" Xander asked. "Well, if I include the entire female population of Sunnydale, including tr...

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Harmony helps... inadvertently by Beast79

Chapter 8

"So who is the new girl?" Harmony bobbed her head at Anya. "Anya." Cordelia answered as Anya was still walking behind her in a shell shocked stupor with resting bitch face. "She showed up like... a month ago? I think." "Whats her deal? Who shit in her cereal?" Harmony faux gagg...

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Wish by Beast79

Chapter 12

He waited a whole two minutes after getting to the safety of his own bedroom before deciding to make a wish. Xander considered it a personal victory that he had the self control to wait that long. Of course now he was struck by the gact that he didnt know how to summon his Genie...

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As the Muppets said: Moving right along by Beast79

Chapter 14

"And what have you been up to, hmmm?" Cordelia raised an imperious eyebrow at him. "Protection." Xander answered. Cordelia stuttered for a second and then excitedly clapped her hands, "That's a great idea. Smart thinking, Xander. I definitely don't want to end up pregnant befor...

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First and last by Beast79

Chapter 15

"Ok. Before I forget. I wish that I can't get Cordelia pregnant." Xander looked from Cordelia to Anya. Anya did the I Dream of Jeannie head bob and blink to grant the wish. Cordelia poked him, "I wish that Xander couldn't get any woman pregnant. And that he can get me pregnant...

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