of course not

The hole in MacKenzie's skirt grew bigger, revealing to Billy the fact the stuffy, self-absorbed, prim and proper reporter was actually wearing a pair of Hello Kitty panties. Billy stifled a snicker and kept filming.

A hole appeared in the lapel of her blazer and another in the center of her blouse and another in the front of her skirt below the crotch. MacKenzie was unaware of the problem with her clothes. "Let's get closer," she said.

Billy shrugged and followed. As he did, he gasped as a large lock of MacKenzie's gorgeous, thick red hair fell off of her head where the goo had landed. "Oh my god!" he said.

MacKenzie turned around. "What?"

"Oh nothing," said Billy.

MacKenzie rolled her eyes, turned around and continued towards the smoking factory.

They continued on as Billy watched the hole in the back of MacKenzie's skirt get bigger and more hair fall from her head.

How is she not noticing? thought Billy as he kept filming.

By the time MacKenzie and Billy made it to crouch behind a group of large rocks, MacKenzie had a hole six inches in diameter in the back of her skirt and a bald spot on the top of her head. They were now about forty yards from the entrance to the facility. A fire truck was spraying water into a hole in the roof and men in hazmat suits were everywhere, loading boxes into vans.

Just then Billy and MacKenzie heard a shout. "Hey, what are you doing?!"