You Know Lois, If You Needed A Date, You Only Had To Ask

Her jaw dropped. The Man of Steel sauntered toward her as dust and rubble continued to fall through the hole he had knocked in the ceiling. Most of the lights in the room had gone dark moments after he'd broken through, their circuits irreparably damaged in some way, so that the major light source was murky moonlight filtered down through the ceiling.

"Was that...a joke?" she said, unable to process anything.

She could barely see his smile as he knelt down, strong, huge hands gripped her buttocks and thighs.

"Only half a joke," he said, voice full of amusement...and then it grew dead serious. "If I had known you were capable of handling something this big, I would have said something sooner. You see, Kryptonians...we...pardon me for a moment."

He lifted. Lois Lane's legs felt like jelly, but he pulled Lois off of the massive dildo easily. It slid out of her enormous cunny, and it felt for all the world like a fire hydrant was being pulled out of her. The reporter was singularly amazed that her entire insides weren't pulled out in the process...but as soon as she was pulled free of the massive shaft, her elastic insides resumed their normal positions, more or less.

Superman held her in his arm and arranged his red cape to preserve what little was left of her modesty as he walked back to the hole...and then they began to float upwards.

Curiosity grabbed at Lois as they rose against the **** of gravity.

"How big are Kryptonians?" She asked. "I mean, your red underwear never displays as much as a bulge."

"That's because we have a special tesseract-construct that interfaces with the inner fabric. Takes care of all biological functions, and...well, it lets me walk around normally. Absolutely necessary, given the size of our genitals. You know how humans have the largest genitals of any primate on Earth?"

"Yes, I've heard that," Lois said. "The biggest human is 13 inches and change, and gorillas are only a couple of inches."

He nodded. "Kryptonians are to humans as humans are to gorillas. I don't know exactly if my ancestors had a period of severe sexual selection or if it was some kind of genetic manipulation, but my genitalia have always been...well, bigger than any Earth woman could handle."

Lois blinked as the last puzzle piece slid into place. "Until now."

Superman gave a shy smile. "It's why I've never...put the moves on you."

The reporter smiled, the weird science experiment and the missing women temporarily forgotten. She still hadn't cum...and she could handle huge things now...and he was...

"I think I need to see how big you really are," she said.

"Of course, Lois," he said, and he gripped her a little tighter as they rose above the level of the roof. They sped up as he flew into the night sky above Metropolis. "I was hoping you'd ask. Your place or mine?"