You (kinda) lie!

"Of course not!" You raise your voice loudly before realising that is just getting more stares directed your way, stares directed at your naked body! "I have no idea where my swimsuit is now..."

"Did somebody steal it?!" Zoe gawks again at an uncomfortable volume.

You look around and seen that your clothes must've been stolen or something. It's not too much of a lie to say that your swimsuit was stolen too, is it?

"I don't know... but now you know it was an accident, can you please stop looking?!" You stand up slightly, hands still covering your front awkwardly. You hope to god nobody else tries to intervene but thankfully most people here don't seem to even speak your language.

Zoe smiles, "But it's funny." But they turn around anyway which doesn't help much when you realise everybody around you is paying attention to you and your incredibly pale ass. Everyone else here is so tan and you stand out so much in comparison!

"Zoe I need your help! Please get me some clothes!" You beg.

"Why should I Sam? You've never been nice to me." Zoe turns around to say this, causing you to gasp and grab your privates tighter.

"Zoe I'm butt naked! Please! This is the most embarrassing day of my entire life!"