X-Change

"LexCorp is developing a revolutionary new pharmaceutical," the hologram of Lex Luthor said. "One that promises nearly instantaneous gender reversal, at both a macrobiological and genetic level, either temporary or permanent, virile or fertile as the case may be. The marketing people are calling it 'X-Change'—although legal has told me there are some issues with the copyright."

The hologram rolled its eyes. Lois Lane recognized the behavior. Luthor had gone into full villainous monologue mode. She sighed, reached for a box of tissues, and settled in for what was no doubt going to be a long section of exposition.

"As you have experienced, however, the specific combination of fast-acting retrovirus to deliver a graft of Kryptonian DNA and red Kryptonite radiation is...not quite ready for commercial distribution. Still nailing down a few odd permutations and side effects: incomplete gender changes, massively increased libido, virility, lowered inhibitions..."

He shook his head and sighed.

"I'm trying to corner the market in something that will earn me billions treating gender dysmorphia, and what I get is a club **** that that turns women into degenerate dickgirls determined to impregnate the help."

Lois blinked.

"Is that what happened to the other women? The ones who went missing?" She interjected.

"Hmm?" He stared, not quite at her, the hologram a little off. Now that Lois knew to look for it, she spotted the small shiny lens of a camera near the ceiling. "Subjects 01 to 04 worked perfectly. Complete transition. Except it was supposed to be temporary, and appears to be permanent. I had hoped the new formulation would fix that, but apparently it only results in partial..."

"Wait, are you saying I'm stuck like this?" Lois stared in mixed wonder and horror at her finally flaccid cock. She hadn't expected or asked for it, but now the idea that she might have it forever was...she wasn't sure how she felt about it.

Lex shrugged. "I'm trying to unravel the secrets of an extraterrestrial genetic code that has undergone hundreds of millions of years of separate evolution. I'm sure I'll sort it out in a few days...or weeks...eventually. If not, there are surgical options."

Lois groaned. "I don't suppose you're on the record for any of this?"

"Don't be ridiculous. If you ever want to have any hope of regaining your original genitalia, Lane, you'll let the whole matter drop."

Without further ado, the hologram blinked off.

"Why did he tell you all that?" Maria asked. Coming up behind Lois to give her a hug. The young woman's breasts felt very warm on the reporter's back.

"Because to Lex Luthor, the only thing better than being the smartest person in the room, is making everyone realize he is the smartest person in the room," Lois shook her head. She brought her lips down on maria's right arm, which was wrapped around the reporter's shoulder.

"By the way," Lois Lane said very seriously. "I have never thought of you as 'the help.'"