Who you gonna call?

"Uh, who can you call? Can you call Superman?" Lois asked.

Zatanna winced slightly, "Well, see... uh, Lois... I know you and he have a... 'thing' but..." Zatanna bowed her head and ran her hands through her hair, "Jeez, um, see Lois the things is..." Zatanna looked up and gave a sympathetic smile, "Superman has talked to certain members of the league about, y'know, his chances of having a family with a certain someone." Zatanna saw the uncomprehending look on Lois Lane's face, apparently the brain drain was taking a severe toll already, "You, Lois, he was asking about having a family with you. Now, he looked at several different ways and none of them, not magic, not super science not even good old fashioned bionking everyday, all day was going to get the job done."

"Superman thinks about boinking me?" Lois giggled.

Zatanna rolled her eyes. "Yeah."

Lois kept giggling and bounced excitedly up and down. "I knew it."

Zatanna snapped her fingers, "Focus, Lois, focus. Stay with me here." When Lois finally stopped tittering Zatanna continued, "Lois, you can't, that's can NOT, have a baby with Superman. It just won't work." Zatanna watched as Lois finally seemed to get the message. Her smiling face crumpling into a frown. "I'm sorry."

"Buh-but who's gonna make a ba-baby with me?" A teary Lois asked.

"Well," Zatanna shrugged, "Discretion, I imagine is key t-" Seeing the uncomprehending look from Lois Zatanna sighed, the brain drain was making this harder then it needed to be, "Do you want this to be a secret? I don't think you want this advertised. While, it's true there's a world full of men that could do the job I think you'd want the cream of the crop, as it were. We can tell the whole world or we can tell a few guys. Guys you might, y'know, actually like. I can make suggestions if you want, if you can't, uhm, trust yourself."

"Uh," Lois blinked away the last of her tears as her slowed down brain thought over the problem, "Totally."

"So, just to check, you are good with following my lead? I'll suggest and you say yes or no?"

'"Totally." Lois nodded her head. "Who is the hottest super guy you know?"

Zatanna snorted, "That's a debate that never ends." She smirked as she recalled various discussions she'd had with fellow superheroines. "Buuuut, leading the pack in the race for hottest with the best butt in the biz is Nightwing."

"Nightwing?" Lois said slowly, obviously trying to think.

"The first Robin." Zatanna offered, "Imagine Batman but with an actual personality."

"And a better butt." Lois guffawed.

"That too." Zatanna did chuckle, "According to Starfire and the first Batgirl, whelp, he's got the whole package. Gymnast, handsome as hell, killer body, best butt, packing where it counts-wink,wink- also he's good with his hands and he's got a talented tongue."

"Ooooh" Lois murmured with a slight bounce of excitement. "I like that."

"Should I give him a call or do you want to hear some other options?"