The car won't start

After another round of hot sex you both take a moment to catch your breath. "I think we need to start moving on," You say out of breath.

"Guess your right," Chris saids with a smile of satisfaction. "Lets get moving."

She crawls off of you and gets back in the driver's seat. Chris turns the key to crank the car however it doesn't start. You both stare at the key wide eyed. She kept trying to get the car to start but it refused

"No no no no no no," She said with each attempt.

"What the hell," you finally say, "It was working a minute ago."

"Oh my god. I can't believe this is happening NOW of all times."

Chris starts rubbing her temples for a minute then pops the hood. She looks over to you. "Alright Sam I need you to check the engine. Next time I crank you she if you can figure out what's wrong.

"Um...Ok." you say opening the car door. You open up the hood at look at the engine. You know nothing about cars and have no idea what anything your looking at is.

"Are you ready." Chris yells from the drivers seat.

"Uh Sure go ahead."

Chris starts the car and you watch the engine come alive for a minute as pistons pump and gear grind. You instinctively cup your dick and balls at the sight of all this moving metal. As you observe the seemingly random assortment of mechanized pieces that make up Chris' engine you notice something amiss.

"See anything?" Chris yells.

"Yeah I think so" you reply

"What is it?"

"Umm," You don't really know how to put it into words, "this metal rod is rubbing off this plastic thing in a way I don't think it's supposed to."

"What?" Chris said getting out of the car to look at the engine. When she arrived You point at the part of the engine that's broken. "Shit. That's the Starter Circuit it's completely fried."

"Can you fix it?" You ask.

She looks at you annoyed and replies, "What, no. The part is completely destroyed I'd need a new one. Why would you think I could fix this?

"Well you're so good with this kind of stuff."

Chris places her hands on her hips with an even more annoyed expression. "You mean guy stuff?"

"What no. What I meant was..."

Suddenly you heard a sound that shut you up.

"No no go on," Chris said mockingly, "what did you me-"

You cover Chris' mouth and tell her to listen.

Both of you can hear it clearly now. A car is pulling up. Chris peaks out from behind the hood to take a look and quickly comes back. "It's a cop car!" She saids fearfully.

"What!" You say equally terrified.

You hear a car door open and a voice call out, "You folks need some help?"

You and Chris quickly cover yourselves. You have two options. Come out from behind the hood and hope you don't get arrested or Run like hell into the woods buck naked.