Tammy will have to suffer being nude in front of her crush.

Ignore most of that last page, please. Sorry to say it, but the not-super-popular version of Sam just isn’t you.

How could you possibly not be popular if you were one of the school’s best baseball players? You were a tall, fit, sexy jock on the acme of your respective social ladder, and your relationship with Tammy was… unique. Compared to you, she was a complete loser, but that didn’t stop you from interacting with the bespectacled dork.

Knowing how hopelessly she crushed on you, you‘d realized that keeping the nerdy, reserved, A-cup blondie just barely inside your circle was to your advantage. You didn’t exploit her that often, but Tammy was so easy to manipulate into doing your homework for you. Or carrying your books, or getting you into the A/V club room to play pranks. Just being shirtless near her turned the girl into putty.

You could make the lovesick geek do practically anything just by flirting with her, and she’d even put up with a little bullying if the mood ever struck you. The only thing you wouldn’t ask her for was the thing poor Tammy wanted most, “Would you like to go out?”

And you actually laughed her off when she got close to asking you for a date last month. Didn’t that nerd know her place? You were way, way out of her league.

Your treatment of Tammy could be considered cruel, sure, but there was always the chance that could change— especially considering what state you were about to see her in.

Her birthday suit.

Now…