Shrink Down And Fight The Creature In Lois Lane's Womb!

"It's easy, innit?" John Constantine said as he flicked his cigarette into a nearby trashcan. "Zatanna and I can slow down the growth from here. We get a couple of your super-folks to shrink down, go in, and take out the dybbuk."

Lois Lane blinked. "Wait. When you say 'go in', how do you propose that happens?"

Constantine coughed. "There's only one entrance and exit, love."

The reporter blushed. "Well, if you're out here, then who..."

"We will," a new, familiar voice said. The room was getting crowded, and Lois felt the burn on her cheeks spread to her ears as Superman and the Atom entered the room. Suddenly, the reporter had a feeling how pregnant women must feel in the delivery room.

"I have some radio sets," Doctor Midnite volunteered. "I can help guide your progress from here with the ultrasound."

"That's..." Lois shook her head. "You're going to shrink down, climb inside my pussy, and fight a demonic embryo in my womb? That's insane!"

"Lois," Superman said with a smile. "This is the Justice League. We've done far weirder things."

The reporter put her head in her hands. What the hell had her life become? First she got **** by a giant sperm, and now Superman was going to...to...crawl inside her cunt to abort it.

"Fine. Do it."

Zatanna and John Constantine stood on the reporter's left, hands extended, mumbling some mystic chant. Dr. Midnite had the ultrasound wand out. Superman and the Atom shrank down to about half an inch tall.

"I have to confess," Atom said, staring up at the massive pussy, which loomed before them like a great cave. "I've never done this before. I mean, I thought about it, but it's...a weird subject to bring up with a girlfriend, you know?"

Superman stared up at the reporter's pink cleft with a certain wistfulness. "I'd always hoped...to see this someday. Not like this, necessarily, but..."

"Gentlemen," Dr. Midnite's voice crackled through the radio. "Both of your microphones are on. We can hear everything. I would suggest you both get a move on."

Lois Lane stared blankly at the ceiling. This night couldn't get any more embarrassing.

"See?" Zatanna whispered. "He likes you! I bet after this you could totally..."

"I mean, it isn't like you're a virgin, love," John Constantine added. "Nice strapping lad like that, I'm sure..."

"I thought you two were keeping the embryo from growing?" Dr. Midnite said testily.

Lois closed her eyes. She was wrong. This could get so much worse.

The radio chimed: "We're headed in."