Break the 4th wall

Hey you! Yes you. Out there wearing your sister's panties and typing with one hand. I can see you. I wanna fuck your wife, your mom, your best friend and your boss - but to be fair, you can do mine too.

Tell me all about yours and me and the rest of the guys here will tell you what we're going to do with them (or what we've already been up to with them that you don't know about yet!)

On the other hand, if you decide you'd like to party with any of the women described here, write a chapter on what you'd like to do with them... and if you do, leave chapters with characters inspired by people in your life and lets see what the group can do.

They can be friends, family, neighbors, workmates or just someone you see on the subway every day. Leave a full description and we can all let you know what we get up to with them.

To start you off I'll give you 3 of mine.

AUTHOR'S NOTE. MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DEPICT REAL PERSONS AND DON'T USE REAL NAMES OR ADDRESSES OF REAL PEOPLE. I MEAN FFS.

IF YOU MUST USE PICTURES, DON'T USE REAL ONES OF THE PEOPLE YOU ARE DESCRIBING.

AND OF COURSE REMEMBER SITE RULES, NO UNDER AGERS OR PET HAMSTERS.