The Penetrator

As the giant spermatozoa wiggled its way deeper into her snatch, Lois Lane's thoughts went to her "secret weapon"...

On hands and knees, she scrambled over to the umbrella stand behind the door, where she normally kept it. Not because she ever intended to actually use it, but just because...well...she had wanted it. And once she had it, there was no easy way to get rid of it.

It was a meter-long dildo, bright purple, with the aluminum handle of a baseball bat sticking out from beneath the flat base beneath the stiff silicone testicles. The woman at the adult trade show Lois had been covering at the time had called it "The Penetrator," and it was just...absurdly purple, and expensive. And she had bought it, taken it home, and never, ever thought seriously of sticking it anywhere near her precious pussy.

Until tonight.

Lois grabbed the bottle of water-based lube from beneath the sink and upended it on the purple shaft, not caring how much she spilled on the floor as she rubbed the clear, vaguely pleasant-smelling goo all over the veiny purple dildo-bat, until it was slick enough to go...anywhere.

Grabbing the bat around the middle, Lois sat her wet ass on the floor, legs spread. With one hand she guided the wiggly tip of the weapon-cum-sex toy to her labia. The giant sperm was deep inside of her...and this was the only thing she had that was long enough to reach inside...and hopefully crush it.

Briefly, as she slipped the head of the silicone cock past her lips, Lois wondered if this wasn't fighting like pouring gasoline on a flamethrower...and then she felt the uncomfortable bump as the giant sperm began pushing against her cervix.

Gritting her teeth, Lois grabbed the giant dildo with both hands and shoved it into her cunt. It slid in surprisingly easily...and surprisingly deep. The naked reporter began to gasp, feeling it spread her open...but it wasn't far enough. Less than a foot of silicone shaft was buried inside her pussy. She took a breath and began to pull the dildo deeper into her hole.

It was hard. Not physically, though the resistance was rising as the cock went into virgin territory inside of her. Lois found that impaling herself with the slippery dildo-bat was mentally difficult. She had horrible vision of going too far, of damaging her womb, of having to walk into an emergency womb with a bloody giant sex toy dangling down like a third leg.

That, and she was getting sexually excited.

Lois licked her lips, tasting a splash of lube that had splattered on her face. She couldn't help it, really. The giant sperm was wiggling inside of her, the giant dildo following it, penetrating her more deeply than she had ever felt before...mentally, she was terrified. Physically, her body was responding like a teenager on prom night, all butterflies in her stomach and hard nipples, pussy dripping wet, face flushed...

There was a squelch as the Penetrator hit a patch of resistance, deep inside of her. She couldn't easily say how much of the meter of dick had traveled in her, but she could see the bulge of it in her lower abdomen, hard and unyielding. She knew another inch or two would see her bump the mouth of her cervix...which was already sore and irritated. She must have the giant sperm trapped, between a rock and a hard purple dick...